why don't you go back to vocabulary school, professor wordsaplenty!!
am i right?!
09 June 2010
nErD aLeRt!!!
why don't you go back to vocabulary school, professor wordsaplenty!!
am i right?!
daily ri ri
Rihanna's got the hottest ish in the game...
"I was a pawn," says Drake. "You know what she was doing to me? She was doing exactly what I've done to so many women throughout my life, which is show them quality time, then disappear ... I was like, wow, this feels terrible."
"I was a pawn," says Drake. "You know what she was doing to me? She was doing exactly what I've done to so many women throughout my life, which is show them quality time, then disappear ... I was like, wow, this feels terrible."
via.
wanna see where fishsticks lived in splashville?
at least that's how i imagine it went.
"and i better have a proper fucking bathtub to bathe my perfect babies in each night or i swear to christ, heads are going to roll all over this hick-town! don't touch me."
-gwyneth
thx g.ani!
get a load of this masshole.
Michelle Eugenio, a fourth-grade teacher in Peabody, found the yellowed sheet of paper two weeks ago. Dated April 1792 and protected by plastic, it appears to document the payment of a debt by a Vermont man named Jonathan Bates.
Peabody Historical Society President Bill Power verified the paper's authenticity. He tells The Salem News he was thrilled with the discovery.
No one knows how the paper ended up at Peabody's Center School or how long it has been there.
Bates served in the Continental Army in 1780 and died in 1808 at age 63. He's buried in Williamstown, Vt. (via)
murderer with a micro-penis
icydak, joran van der sloot is the as-of-yet unconvicted murderer of two women, including birmingham native natalee holloway. unfortunately, as i understand it, peru does not assign the death penalty, or life sentences to criminals, so van der sloot will likely only get a maximum of 35 years in jail. but he'll have to spend the rest of his life with that tiny little penis he's got!!! damn, get out your tweezers ladies!!! [nsfw images] [via]
will you please just look at him?!?!
omg WANT!
(twitter is also telling me that snooki just touched down in nashville for the CMT awards. so.)
tourist lane
turns out that tourist lane was made by those jerks over at improv everywhere. here's the vidyo.
look whom noticed icing...
the new york times, y'all!
The game has exposed the mercurial line between guerrilla advertising and genuine social media trends, raising questions about how young consumers can know when they have co-opted a brand for their own purposes, and when that brand has co-opted them. (via)
way to nerd it up, times.
The game has exposed the mercurial line between guerrilla advertising and genuine social media trends, raising questions about how young consumers can know when they have co-opted a brand for their own purposes, and when that brand has co-opted them. (via)
way to nerd it up, times.
new pornographers video
incredibly cute and incredibly boring. joel said he liked this song during a car ride, so i thought i'd share.
that doesn't look like paint to me...
This is what New York's rage against BP looks like.
All over town, BP gas station signs are being vandalized with brown paint - even atop 30-foot poles.
"It appears they put it inside water balloons and throw them at the sign," a police source said.
A paint remover who was cleaning blotches of brown paint off a sign on E. 125th St. said he had been to five other BP stations since late May.
"People are getting mad at BP," the worker said. "They are throwing paintballs. All of them are brown. The same paint. Maybe it is the same person." (via)
joel shops at bp. and beyonce shops at strawberry.
thx melissa!
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