what is kismet doing???

"he is just so cute I can't stand it." - mom

finally!

John: here's an idea for rachel
me: that looks more like a cockroach than a lobster
John: but it would cover her face and muffle her voice
me: you know what that reminds me of
John: you bitch
me: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

this is my life

"Dining al Desko"
From Things Organized Neatly

britney spears : criminal

look at this ridiculous video, starring her irl bf. so you're not working the street corner tonight, i see. good one, brit. there's a higher resolution version here.

occupy water bowl

emily's spirit animal

thx john!

that's just a good internet

and also:



thx john!

halloween's a-comin'

tell me in the comments what you have planned for your (or your puppy's) costume.

teenage mutant ninja noses

i have got to learn how to do this.

thx erin!