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schmidt goes to the emmys

fishsticks let schmidt write a goop, y'all:

In case you don’t know who I am, my name is Max Greenfield and I play the role of Schmidt on the television show, New Girl. Two years ago, I was unemployed, my wife and I had just welcomed our daughter Lilly into our lives and I was convinced that my dreams of being an actor were quickly becoming a fading fantasy. This year, I was nominated for an Emmy Award.

Upon hearing the news of the nomination I was hit by a tidal wave of both love and gratitude. It was an overwhelming feeling. But before that wave overtook my entire being, before it flooded my body and filled my heart, I rushed to the phone, emailed my publicist and told them to immediately contact Tom Ford.

The artist Michelangelo once said, “My only regret in life is not dressing the statue of David in a Tom Ford suit." Poor Michelangelo took that one to his grave and left us all to ponder, what if? (via)

I WANT A GLOFISH RIGHT NOW.

GloFish, America’s first transgenic pets, are already on sale at Petco, PetSmart, and Walmart. Under a black light, the fish—which contain genes borrowed from jellyfish and sea coral—turn radiant, shining neon red, orange, and green. (via)

crystal castles - affection

bloomberg businessweek cover

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