27 January 2015

26 January 2015

LOL weather

imagine all the trouble this little guy gets himself into


thomas wilhelm just tagged me in this.

A video posted by Elliot Tebele (@fuckjerry) on

and just for good measure:

louis ck cancels MSG show in very funny fashion.

Dear friend,
Hi. It's Louis CK here to make sure everyone knows that my show show tomorrow at Madison Square Garden has been canceled. All ticket holders will automatically get a refund. I am really sorry about this and I am surprised to learn as I write this that there is only one L in the word canceled. I'll have to take my phone's word for it. But it doesn't look right to me.
In any case, there seems to be a massive storm approaching New York City. They are calling this storm "historic" which.... Well I didn't know you could call a thing historic if it hasn't happened yet. But I'm not one to defy future historic events. And I have to be respectful of the responsibility I have to the 15,000 people who are holding tickets to the show and could be stranded somewhere historically trying to get to or from my show. I think it's clearly better that I alter history in the name of safety and cancel. Besides, if you've ever tried to get your deposit back when you rent a banquet hall for a wedding that gets snowed out, you don't want to even know what the deposit is on Madison Square Jesus Christing Garden is.
So. No show. I will be on Letterman tonight, though. So you can yell boo right at my stupid and very handsome face on your tv screen or on your paper towel or your watch or whatever you view Letterman on.
Also I will be contacting you very soon about my new standup special which will be historically available only on my website louisck.net very soon.
I really want to thank everyone who came to the shows at MSG. It was an incredible experience. The audiences were great. And the crew at MSG is classy and professional.
Okay. That's it. I have to do some laundry now. 
Take care of yourself and don't be a jerk to people.
Louis CK.

blizzard #protip

trick your pets into servitude.

enjoy your blizzard

you snowbound dandies.

23 January 2015

enjoy your weekend

the scientific term for this is "poopnado"

this short workweek SUCKED. here's to getting out of that sperm whale's poopnado.

you right, maddie.

i just found a video of daddy longfingers's new years resolution.


Melissa's wishlist

that is all.
ps. beyonce is PISSED people are spoofing her name but that shouldnt deter you from getting this for me...I'll only be a feyonce for 50 more days so hurry!
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