growl towels up it's playoff time in hoop city

Heart of Memphis from Sullivan Branding on Vimeo.

this is going to be good

tilda swinton on amy schumer

from time's 100 most influential people feature:

Amy Schumer is the girl you knew at your fantasy school—yeah, her at the back with the quick, dangerous eyes. When you wished the funny ones were also kind, when you wondered why none of the clever ones had real guts, when you wanted sexy to look like something properly glamorous and more interesting than an action figure, it was Amy you were dreaming up.

She’s the one most likely to be on your side when the bullies circle in. That’s her face, there, that one pushing in to save you, elbowing them out of the way. She’s the one who misses nothing: who buys no bullsh-t, fitted with a radar as keen as a rabbiting spaniel.

She’s the first in the water every time, fully clothed with the abandon only 8- or 80-year-olds tend to display, and she urges us to join her. I’m in.

Amy’s got your back. She’s in your corner. She’s an honesty bomb. And she’s coming for you.

there are a bunch more real good ones here.

amy sedaris and david letterman

did you know that amy sedaris has been on letterman 34 times in 14 years?

LADIE$$$$$

known native american murderer and the pride of tennessee, president andrew jackson, is being targeted by a bunch of ladies who think a lady should be on our paper money. i couldn't agree more!

According to Circa, the candidates for the spot are Eleanor Roosevelt, Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks and Cherokee Chief Wilma Mankiller. (via)

who would YOU choose?

spring vibez

if you tell the fish why you want it, you might be able to have it.

never surrender.

i won't, meryl!

thats what you get.

fish is murder.

paris is back!

You ready to get #HighOffMyLove? 🔥 May 5th

A video posted by Paris Hilton (@parishilton) on Apr 15, 2015 at 1:12pm PDT

new music coming right up!

wolverine dislikes: airplane rides

If there were a manual for transporting wolverines, Rule No. 1 would probably go something like this: Make sure the wolverine cannot get out of the cage.

At Newark Liberty International Airport on Tuesday, it became clear that this precaution had not been taken.

A 40-pound male wolverine named Kasper was being shipped from a zoo in Norway to a conservation park in Alaska. At around 3:30 p.m., he arrived in Newark to change planes and go through United States Customs.

It was there that the animal’s handler, Sarah Howard, noticed there was a hole in Kasper’s cage. (via)

kasper!!

bad idea tennessee