11 June 2009

KLG's on vacay!

omg great news! next week, kathie lee is on vacay. i know what you're thinking, but don't worry. hoda-woman won't be left to handle the 4th hour of the today show on her own. she's got the best co-hosts imaginable lined up: rEaL hOuSeWiVeS!!!

starting monday, the following housewives will be on: bethenny from nyc(yessssssss), danielle from smell jersey (awk....ward.), nene from atl (no words), and tamra from the oc (so what, who cares).

brb setting my dvr!

crazy ass bitch ass bird


get a load of this psycho! this terrorist blackbird has been hanging out on a san fransisco awning, messin' with anyone who walks by him. his name is swoops, and there's also a blog about him.

And they make great librarians!


Kittehs. We love them. They are small and fluffy and full of love to give. But, sometimes they can get in the way. When you’re reading, when you’re typing on your computer (pling, pling, SPACE, pew, pling)--when you’re trying be productive! It’s as if they are jealous and can't stand anything that steals attention away from them. So they rueeen it. They hog your books and sit on your hands. So selfish! Well, scientists have recently discovered that cats are not, in fact, self-centered, narcissistic, egocentric furry fiends. They are simply misunderstood—AGAIN! They WANT to be READING what you’re reading--they crave knowledge! They can learn! Try setting your cat up as if they were you, bespectacled and leaning over a book. Like so...and see what happens! Who knows, they could be reading a bedtime story to you tonight.

just workin'.

obama meeting with aides in paris.

ctm.

The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.

thx joey tony!

just haaaaaaanging out

David Beckham

<3 heart week continues <3

you guys are like a walking colonial williamsburg.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
End Times
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
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Political HumorNewt Gingrich Unedited Interview

In what might be the most painfully funny Daily Show skit ever produced, Jason Jones visited the New York Times building in Midtown and interviewed some of the paper's staff, quite uncomfortably. (gawker)

got 15 minutes to kill?

take time out new york's 'do you belong in new york?' quiz. it's a little dumb but an adequate time-killer.

my score: 96
DO YOU BELONG IN NYC?
Yes, but sometimes you wish there were a better option.

You do love New York, and you fit in here better than you have anywhere else. You're committed to the city, and you take advantage of all of its amazing food, culture, nightlife and arts. But you have nagging doubts about this relationship. Spend your whole life here? Not sure about that. Sometimes you wonder about that farm in your fantasies or even just a smaller city. But in reality, you know there's nowhere better.

hmm. what'd you guys get?

seriously, what are they thinking?

The personal stakes here are obvious. Doug Rushkoff is relatively unique, but pity the few thousand Robert Johnsons out there. If they’re lightning quick and fairly lucky during in the wee hours, they’ll get something sporty like www.facebook.com/RobJohnson. More likely, their overarching Facebook persona is doomed to RJ1167 or Mynameisrobertjohnsonyesitis. (dailybeast)

wait for it...

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Tom Hanks Care Package
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical HumorStephen Colbert in Iraq

wait for the puppy. its totally worth it.

nErD aLeRt!

Spanish architects Jose Selgas and Lucia Cano of Selgascano have designed an office for their own practice, located in the woods near Madrid in Spain. (dezeen)

speakinf of stupid human tricks...


David Letterman responded to Sarah Palin on his show Wednesday night after the Alaska governor slammed the "Late Show" host for a series of jokes he made about her and her family Monday. Palin accused Letterman of making "disgusting" and "sexually perverted" jokes about one of her daughters, including one about her daughter being impregnated by Alex Rodriguez at a Yankees game. She had also criticized Letterman for a joke about her looking like a "slutty flight attendant," which she deemed "pretty pathetic." (huffpost)

boats made of trash

Venice was settled originally by refugees fleeing the barbarian hordes—who, apparently, didn’t like water. But that was then. This week, Swoon, a 31-year-old Brooklyn artist whose name is Caledonia “Callie” Curry, is leading a waterborne invasion of the Venice Biennale (she didn’t bother to try to get in officially) with a crew of 30 artists, musicians, and miscreants in tow. Though they have raised some $150,000 for this crash party, the money won’t show in the boats they’ll travel in, because the boats are made of trash—a symbol of the freedom that comes with radical self-reliance, and one that is meant to effect change. (nymag)

keekerz speakerz

joelz speekerz


from the beach!
 
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