do a little better christina

the first single off the new album.

am i not turtley enough for the turtle club

heroes in a half shell

turtle power! thx carly.

the short second life of bree tanner

stephanie meyer is cashing in on the twilight franchise again (as is her right, no judgement here). she has penned a 200 page "novella" centered on the story of one of the newborns involved in the eclipse victoria attacks.

starla says: "i am of course excited. no matter how shitty."

i say: im not sure i can devote any more brain space to this.

what say you?

the only thing more stupid than being eaten would be being eaten and not having the videotape

did you see the one where anderson cooper jumps in with the sharks?

two in the stink...and...well, two more in the stink.

finally! a proper send-up of that tired-ass old NOH8 campaign that everyone and their mother has been a part of. (DEFEC8)



P.S. there's corn in that poo-like substance. GROSS!

ctm : panty bomber

representative harry mitchell(D AZ), received death threats after his vote for the healthcare bill. this story is a little old, but i was waiting for someone to upload a video so i could embed it. just listen all the way until the end, it's wonderful:

keekerz speakerz

usher's new album streaming right over here!

and in related news, drake's album finally has an official release date, and it is may 25. so. here's a new single off it. i like it!

patrick halley's spirit animal

a giant isopod! 

Here is a frightening thing for a frightening time. A 2.5-foot giant isopod that was found attached to a submersible robot. These actually exist, deep under the sea, where they feast on whale carcasses. (via)

thx g!

oh brother jesus christ give me a break!