mother's day is, eh hem, NEXT sunday.

thanks for the reminder, UT.

memphis rolls out the red carpet in the only way it knows how

God do I love Memphis. Enjoy the nuptials Wilson family! pic.twitter.com/AYJ1xV8CFq

— Cal Wells (@CalWells) May 1, 2014

royalty in memphis this weekend

Prince William, Princess Kate, and (newly single) Prince Harry are all planning to be in Memphis this weekend for a friend's wedding. They are also planning to visit Graceland and possibly get drunk on Beale Street. Twerk on the British Royals
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merry clayton - lift ev'ry voice and sing

we've got a situation in newfoundland.

a dead whale washed up on a beach, and apparently whale carcasses have a nasty habit of inflating with their own gases while decomposing until they sometimes explode, raining down disgusting whale parts all over the place.