take a closer look

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viral video

is this cloverfield 2 viral marketing or something else?

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Scooped in death

Ever found yourself thinking, "Sweet Jesus, I hope I pass on to the next life [which will undoubtedly be hell, I mean, look at me], on a slow news day so that my death gets the media attention it deserves." Well then it will come as no surpise that Dominick Dunne's family might have tried to hide the kancer riddled body of its ruler till after the Ted Kennedy thing blew over. Too bad Vanifty Fair doesn't give and f and ran the news anyway. According to Gawker, there could have been UP TO 4 celebrity deaths that are as yet un-reported and therefore HAVE NOT EVEN HAPPENED IN GOD'S EYES. Fingers crossed it isn't any  2pz favs.

sick

did you hear the one about the poachers in Indonesia who broke into a zoo and flayed and dismembered their prize sumatran tiger right there in its exhibit. then sold the tiger parts on the chinese black market? maybe an inside job, maybe just crazy.

tennis fashion

roger, rafael, and serena made an appearance yesterday to hype their new nike clothes that they are going to wear in the us open. h2d. the open is right around the corner. are you going?

gchatz w/ john and bun-bun

me: so im going to go through the ones i probs had wrong for rob

Khan who wed Rita Hayworth

_ _ _

Rob: shaka

me: ugh

john: good lord

me: i can see at least 3 things wrong with that answer

Rob: why would i know that?
john: why would you know lianas?

you a tropical gardener?

hmmm?

answer me!

coward.

Rob: my dad had a nursery

and ive been to warm climes before

john: irrelevant

moving on

gchatz w/ john

here's john attempting to help me with a crossword puzzle:

me: ok next

khan who wed rita hayworth

_ G _

john: egg?

i mean, what other word has a g in the midz?

where is the vowel supposed to go!!!
me: helpful
john: next