30 October 2015

i believe its been said before

but it bears repeating.


the shoulder shrug at :33 is a dead. giveaway. that thomas wilhelm is inside that pumpkinhead.

focus on ariana, and add this song to all your playlists

29 October 2015

28 October 2015

is it raining men?

26 October 2015

i thought this was thomas wilhelm

the joker's old girlfriend is now dating rupert murdoch




 jerry and rupert sitting in a tree.

sign hillary's birthday card and "maker her day"

23 October 2015

fiscal responsibility

nerds doing nerd stuff

here's the costumes from the chicago classic simpsons trivia costume contest. if you don't know what they're referencing, well, i just can't help you. but here's what jumi and i did:





sorry y'all, nashville is OVER.

It’s a very Nashville way of dressing up standard-issue gentrification in the familiar textures of the city’s heritage — akin to the fiddles and banjos tacked onto pop-country songs that share more musical DNA with hair metal than the Highwaymen. “Authenticity is very important in Nashville,” someone once told me. “If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”
...
Leonard Cohen, who recorded two of his best albums in Nashville, once sang, “We are ugly, but we have the music.” After every block is lined with towering fake bungalows, after every dive bar is either plowed under or rebranded with artisanal cocktails, after every plank of reclaimed barn wood has been upcycled to provide ambience for boutique comfort food that only the already-comfortable can afford, after every bit of character has been scrubbed out of the alleys and arcades, we may wonder if Music City still has the music after all, and ponder what we lost when we gazed into our gleaming new towers and fell in love with the reflection. (via)

sarah silverman on fresh air

bonus link : terry gross profile in the times. adorable.

fridayz w/o flim


"too many beavers in all the wrong places"


Back in the 1940s, Idaho’s Fish and Game Department had a problem: too many beavers in all the wrong places. So they devised a plan to parachute those unwelcome beavers into new habitats. And now somebody has found footage of those parachuting beavers, and it’s wonderful. (via)
beaver parachuting around the 7-minute mark, but there's not much need to skip any of this.

22 October 2015

oh boy.


hillary benghazi email madness livestream

watch all 6+ hours HERE. starting right meow.

20 October 2015

the chubby kitty

new star wars trailer

new fave.

#drakealwaysonbeat





remember the beyonce version?


ctm


takes me right back to the longbranch saloon.

19 October 2015

one time united way in cleveland released all these balloons...

too many, really

did you order your bean boots yet?

L.L. Bean’s offerings have traditionally not been synonymous with cool. The company’s signature items are intended for the unglamorous activity of camping: pragmatic sleeping bags, flannel pajamas, fleeces, and down jackets. But then something happened in 2011: The outdoorsy aesthetic that L.L. Bean had been selling for 100 years became trendy. That’s when the duck-boot shortage first began, and “Bean Boot heartbreak” spread as countless consumers found that retailers didn’t have what they wanted. Every autumn since, business reporters have provided updates on whether the duck boot is selling out. This year’s update? It still is. (via)

you thought you were ready for the week to start, but you weren't ready

16 October 2015

come out to the 12AICC tomorrow

and watch me and andy defend our !!AICC championship.

find a better way

happy bday angela!

ctm

what day is it

14 October 2015

ready for hallowe'en?


set your tivos!


tonight at 7.00pm on the SEC network, a special on our glorious saturday at neyland.

currently melting

dont play games in space

hill's feelin' the bern.


and so am i, quite frankly.

this one is cute too, if you ignore jim webb bringing up a time he killed a man...

13 October 2015

REM is coming.

REM TEASER 2015 from tomas koolhaas on Vimeo.
Now three years in the making, Tomas Koolhaas' film will examine his father's incomparable ouvre of work through the eyes of the people that inhabit the designs, eschewing the high-brow and sometimes impenetrable discourse that usually surrounds the work of OMA for something more elemental. (via)

aerial london

London aerial footage. September 2015 from JasonHawkes on Vimeo.
(via)

you guys.


now that a couple of days have passed, i can trust that this wasn't just a glorious dream.

for all of your enquiring minds, starla's first words were "i wanna go back to nashville." but instead we got drunk on the strip with the college students.

here is an excellent takeaway.

manhattanites are ridiculous, reason 474535682350



a horrible woman from Manhattan is suing her nephew for knocking her over at his 8th birthday party by giving her a running hug. she broke her wrist and can't hold hors d'ouvres plates properly ever AGAIN.

12 October 2015

nscience makes good gif

daily ri ri

09 October 2015

happy bday bobama

fridayz with flim

on the way to the subway to go home for the weekend

happy 20th birthday to tragic kingdom

read THIS.

08 October 2015

bryan safi showed me this.

Posted by Demic on Tuesday, September 29, 2015

yes he does

When you're feeling your new look

Posted by Daily Picks and Flicks on Thursday, October 1, 2015

This song is good.

E-40's "Choices"


long read

gawker writer waits outside for chick-fil-a's raffle for free meals for a year/one free meal per week. then finally gets inside and has to endure a chick-fil-a pump up party. 

A Southern-Fried Sleepover at New York’s First Chick-Fil-A, Or How I Won a Year’s Supply of Chicken

07 October 2015

what the duck

Rare footage

Posted by Tyrese Gibson on Tuesday, August 5, 2014

well now i'm excited.

The University of Tennessee’s Pride of the Southland Band will bring an East Tennessee treasure to life on Neyland Stadium’s field on Saturday.
At halftime during the UT vs. Georgia game (3:30 p.m. CBS), the band will dedicate its show to Dolly Parton and perform some of her most famous songs including “Jolene,” “Coat of Many Colors,” “I Will Always Love You” and “9 to 5.”
“I looked back through all the years ... the band has never done a tribute totally dedicated to Dolly Parton,” said Dr. Donald Ryder, UT’s Director of Bands.
“Since she’s such an East Tennessee treasure and this is her home and everybody loves her, I said ‘Why not?’ so I sat down and started thinking about show ideas, and basically it evolved into what I think’s going to be a very neat show.” (via)
i know the article says she's busy and won't perform, but i'm going to get every last one of my hopes up anyway.

joel: this is a real comfort dog.





 


06 October 2015

oh hell no

SCARED AWAY: A 20-pound French bulldog confronts two bears on its owner’s property http://nbcnews.to/1VyzFTx

Posted by NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt on Sunday, October 4, 2015

hippo goes ham on watermelton

retweeted by @drewby

enchante, I'm sure.

important developments in interspecies luv

first, this opossum found a new mom.



second, this coonhound adopted this bahamian ruh-coon, and they have a goddamn instagram account.


also, i found a video of rascal rickets:

05 October 2015

who is ready to go try the new NYC spot?

y'all heard this?



and this:



smokey grey for georgia



see you there, starla.

02 October 2015

01 October 2015

pssst. tomorrow is friday

tina + cher

this woman has a bad attitude.

garfield in the rough

your move dave

MEET THE TEACHER who is making headlines for walking his elementary school students home each day. Carl Schneider...

Posted by FOX13 Memphis on Wednesday, September 30, 2015

this is a pretty cool twitter feed


 
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