30 April 2009

rad

narcoleptic dog

thx ______!


thanks for the hot new kicks. my friend dan works for true south studios, a new film production/ distribution company located here in memphis and he gave me these shoes. we went and visited him at their offices downtown last night after a couple of drinks here and here. these are the second coolest shoes ive ever been given. sole of a hustla.

901


justin timberlake's newest venture, a tequila called 901 (after hometown memphis area code), has hit the shelves. according to taste testers, it is supposed to be pretty good. tastes like memphis! go get some for the next time you want to get fucked up and have your purse stolen.

joelz speekerz

word.

more posters. thx tina.

YKWGMG: egypt

stupid egyptians cause WHO to begin officially referring to "swine flu" by it's clinical name, H1N1. this story just got a lot more BORING. who the hell is running your country egypt?

chrysler is bankrupt

The 1934 Airflow, the first car built in Detroit with the use of a wind tunnel.

jbc

under my house!


remember that time we went into that tunnel? well they're making a documentary about it. watch this!

thx g!

speidi in mexi-pig-flu-land

keekerz speakerz

discovery - osaka loop line
ra ra riot frontman + vampire weekend keyboardist = discovery. loves it.

oop!

ctm.



remember those gathering storm videos? well, here's a new parody. featuring celebs! like alicia silverstone! where have you been, alicia? we miss you!

thx john!

what are lulu and pupu doing?

nanners sent 2Pz an update on her 2 pups, lulu and abby (pupu):

"lulu and abby like to play tug of war...

...and lulu usually wins.


so abby goes and finds things she shouldn't get...

like toilet paper

and my flip flops."

thx nanners!

something about the world's largest megapixel...

that doesnt sound accurate, but here's a huge high-def composite photograph of some chapel. pretty cool.

thx dad.

try not to cry



(via lepan)

29 April 2009

what is jazzy doing?

answer : looking like a million biscuits!

what is kismet doing?

answer: he is NOT supposed to climb on this table. sometimes i let him do it because i think its funny, but if dad saw him doing this he would not be amused. im pretty sure he doesnt read the blog though, so i think kismet will be safe. the second picture is a pretty classic kismet shot i think.


h10d.


triptrop NYC creates gorgeous graphic maps of travel times (using subways) between any 2 points in nyc. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

real housewives recap

here's this week's recap, which features a better clip of the fight fight fight!

The penultimate Housewives! With tales of rejuvenation and renewal, discord and disharmony. But mostly tales of women on the verge—about to pop or explode, to shit or get off the pot. How'd it go? (gawker)

thx g.

ceeeeeyute!

To mark the President's First 100 Days, the White House released a ton of behind the scenes photos taken by Pete Souza. Some of the photos have already been seen, but there is a huge amount that show the President goofing around, acting affectionate with his wife and children and holding late night meetings with aides. Buried in the amazing collection is a photo imbued with White House history. It shows President Obama playing in the Oval Office with Caroline Kennedy. Is the President pretending to be John Jr. when he played in his father's desk? Is he trying to figure out how John got into the desk? (huffpost)

what's for lunch?????

cHiPoTLe with midge!!!!!
i wont go into the menu. you should know by now.

jelly?

things the roots would rather be doing

if youve been paying attention, you know that i watch jimmy fallon in conan's old spot on late night. i think jimmy is pretty good at his job, but he does have the baddest house band in late night... the roots. i always wondered how that happened, but was mainly just glad to see them.

it finally makes sense

keekerz speakerz

steely dan - peg
i <3 steely dan.

worst day ever


were you watching the today show this morning when meredith vieira interviewed this poor girl from colorado who was chased by a bear and hit by a car in the same day?

she was also pregnant.

on her morning walk she came across a cinnamon colored black bear (who knew) and ran away screaming (which is not what you are supposed to do). she was chased into the street where she was hit by a car that did not stop. baby and mother are fine, but im sad to say he husband was still too shaken up to talk. he looked comatose in fact.

good luck kid.

kelly vs. bethenny : round 2!


ding! ding! ding! last night on real housewives, jill arranged a little sit-down between kelly and bethenny before their charity meeting, because bethenny wanted to alleviate the tension from you-know-what, especially if they were going to be working together.

as to be expected, it did NOT go well. so far, i cant find the WHOLE fight, but here's a sneak peek vid. i'll get the whole thing. don't worry.

why isn't anyone talking about this?

curiosity overwhelmed me while looking at the twitter approval matrix, and i just had to see what spencer pratt twats. it turns out, he's transformed into some kind of jesus freak or something? just this week on the hills, he spent the episode teasing some christian kids mercilessly. did heidi break him?

happy 100th day, barack!

well, here we are. the highly anticipated 100-day milestone. as far as i'm concerned, he's kept all the promises that were important to me. we got a puppy! yay!

n-e-wayz, the nytimes has a pretty good breakdown.

kevin smith vs prince

did you know that in 2001 Kevin Smith filmed a documentary about Prince O(+> that was then never released? in his film An Evening With Kevin Smith, Kevin discusses the strange turn of events that lead to his involvement with the project and talks about Prince, who is apprently crazy.

take the time to watch these if you have about 35 min to kill

kevin smith is really funny, and he is a great story teller.


obsessed, again.

i went to the movies tonight and guess what i saw. the only movie at my cineplex starring beyonce of course, duh.

In all the interviews ive seen (jerry o'connell, ali larter, idris elba) the first question asked is, how was beyonce. the answer, after having seen the film, delightful! she was really the best part of the movie. the first half is entirely dedicated to building up to a dramatic showdown between the crazy white bitch and the family-centered mother. she delivered. it is basically impossible to see beyonce knowles on the screen and not think of her as a person reading lines. this is because she isnt a very good actress, but as long as she chooses the right material, i dont think this should really matter. see below for my screencaps, and description of what beyonce is acting.

obsessed : 1 biscuit
beyonce: 11 biscuits!

did my husband cheat on me?


that crazy bitch was in my house!


bloodied, but not broken.... and still more fierce than you

twitter approval matrix

nymag has broken down for everyone whose twats are worth following and whose aren't, in approval matrix format!

i....didnt know you could do that.

WASHINGTON — In an unexpected turnabout in political loyalties, Senator Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania announced on Tuesday that he was leaving the Republican Party to become a Democrat, bolstering President Obama at a pivotal moment for his policy agenda and further marginalizing Republicans on Capitol Hill. (nytimes)

28 April 2009

so you think you can dance

its not about what you got, its what you make of what you got

gossip girl recap

Chuck: "Blair, I see you are wearing your beret. Who are you spying on tonight?"
Plus 2

Chuck: "Murray Hill? Even your mother is too hip for this zip code."
Plus 1

check out the gossip girl recap over at nymag. great episode last night dont you think?

what is kismet doing?

answer: digging to china bitches

quote!

"don't drink the beyonce haterade."
-joel v melton

Endangered Places


the national trust for historic preservation has released its list of the most endangered places for 2009.

1) Unity Temple, Frank Lloyd Wright, Oak Park, IL
2) Ames Shovel Shop, Easton Mass
3) Enola Gay Hangar, Utah
4) Memorial Bridge, btw NH and Maine
5) The Human Services Center, Yanton SD
6) Cast iron architecture (in general), Galveston TX
7) Miami Marine Stadium, Virginia Key, FL
8) Century Plaza Hotel, Los Angeles
9) Lanai City, Hawaii (no relation to Golden Girls)
10) Mt. Taylor, New Mexico
11) Dorchester Academy, Georgia

the problem with this list is that it is boring, and makes me not want to do anything to help protect these "places." sorry national trust.

stuff i wish i had thought of.

txts frm lst nght
this website is entertaining as all get out. a few samples:

hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available

allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed

Taylor Swift is so right about you.

Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.

Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.

thx patty!

still relevent.



there was a snuggie pub crawl in the east village saturday. (nymag)

it IS like a hug from jesus!

iphones for verizon?


The iPhone may be poised to shake up the cellphone industry a second time. Apple, the maker of the popular smartphone, is conducting high-level discussions with Verizon Wireless to sell a version of the iPhone that would work on Verizon’s network, according to a person briefed on the negotiations. The phone could be available as soon as next year. (nytimes)

looks like a record-breaking day!

the record high in new york for april 28 is 90 degrees back in 1990. we can DO this!!

here's an article...

about penises. its pretty interesting, actually.

thx g.

a-burn.

(via lepan)

this is kind of old news, but...

...interesting, nonetheless. can't believe no one saw anything wrong with this.

NEW YORK -- A plane used as a backup for Air Force One and its fighter jet escort swooped low in the sky over New York on Monday morning as part of a government photo-op, panicking workers whose memories of the Sept. 11 attacks are still fresh, forcing evacuations and prompting an outcry from lawmakers. (chitrib)

ctm.

vintage swine flu commercial!



for the record, my stance on swine flu : it doesn't exist.

hugo chaves = georgia fan.

how emBEARassing.

i dont have any comments.



just watch. i've watched a few times. and i just. its just. i just dont know.

27 April 2009

tribeca film festival


did you know that you can watch all of the tribeca film festival short films on youtube?


there is even one directed by kate hudson starring dakota fanning.  loves her!

box office champion


BEYONCE!

obsessed was champ of the box office this weekend, thanks in large part to the unyielding support of 2Pz, no doubt. not only did the film make $28.6 million doll hairs, but it contributed to what was the most attended movie weekend in April, ever.

all hail beyonce, queen of stage, screen, and nature.

surprise! its hot as F!

i'm not sure which you prefer, a slow, gradual, NATURAL increase in temperature over a few weeks, or for it to be 55 one day and 88 the next. its just, i feel like spring is phoning it in hard this year. n-e-wayz, the people of new york celebrated the first warm weekend the best way they know how. public nudity.

thx midge.

what is kismet doing?

answer: napping in his kitty perch on the couch cushion

santos party house

santos party house and andrew wk are both awesome. here is an article affirming that sentiment.

obsess


im obsessed with the way nymag is obsessing over beyonce's clothes at the obsession premiere.

how did this happen?

it's come to my attention that this was just spotted in our ads that google picks for us and puts on our blog:

Cord Blood Banking Leader
Learn the Benefits of Banking Your Baby’s Cord Blood. Free Info Here
www.ViaCord.com/Cord-Blood-Experts


all i'm gonna say is, google, you better cool it.

thx macb!

keekerz speakerz



thx mxxx.

ctm.

Patrick: how is that in any way related to cornhole?
Patrick Halley has left.

patty's new shirt

look at that thing!

ctm.

thx bun.

do yourself a favor


and get yourself the new jesse mccartney cd. totes h2d.

i dont know what to say.

Already a city of highly diverse innovation, a new fad in dynamic Tokyo appears to be the cat café, which has captured the hearts of animal lovers. Here, one pays for the privilege of being in the diffident company of some fabulous felines; that is, if they will tolerate you. (weirdasianews)

thx midge.

still pretty sad.

i'm still pretty sad about the loss of bea this weekend. i guess she was pretty old, but i just wasn't prepared. i haven't been this effected by a celebrity death since aaliyah. ;*(

and i cant seem to give an f about the swine flu outside of ridiculing my mexican roommate, so my priorities are in pretty good shape.

rip bea.

what is phyllis doing?

answer : layin' in her own mess.

nErD aLeRt!

the new york transit museum and the new york public library are presenting an exhibit highlighting 8 massive infrastructure projects currently underway right below your feet! the website has lots of interesting information and cool pictures.

thx beeun.

26 April 2009

joelz speekerz

night at the opera

me and my mom and dad went to dinner last night at itta bena, a cute little restaurant on top of BB Kings Blues Club on Beale Street. besides the delicious food, my favorite thing about the restaurant was that there was an entire wall covered in young Tina pictures. I felt right at home.

after finishing dinner we went to go see Faust at the Orpheum.  This is what it all looked like.
Elvis Statue at Beale and Main Street. God love him.

exterior shot of the Orpheum. Upcoming shows include robin thicke + jennifer hudson, then Bob the Builder

interior shot of the lobby before the show

first mezzanine seats.
 
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