ctm.

still relevent!

blog sneak attack

Joel: today my mom asked me to make a list of goals for my time at home

me: ugh

Joel: instead i have been posting pics 0f her dog and my lunch

me: thats what happens

stuff i wish i had thought of...

stuff unemployed people like.

what is kismet doing?

waiting for mommy to get home so he can go crazy again....

gobbling my goop : ambiguity

you know what gobbles my goop? ambiguity. you might have noticed my fellow correspondent g.animalz's post linking to a M83 video featuring two possi-lesbies (that's possible lesbians). while i enjoyed the sound, the visual gobbled the hell out of my goop. i've been told by some people that it's edgy and trendy to be ambiguous, but i'm here to inform you that it's nothing short of the devils work. so cut it out.

oh, oh, look at me. i don't need to make an explicit statement. i just craft a vision of sophisticated and subtle circumstances and let the viewer form their own perceptions. no ma'am! pick.a.side. hate your opposition. and defend your beliefs to the death even if you begin to think you might be wrong, 'cause that's how it's done.

;(

wall of complimentz

i dont want to go overboard with our exciting new wall of complimentz feature, but we've just been getting so many compliments today and i had to share this one.

i was having a AIM conversation with my beautiful (inside and outside) sister Melissa and she reported the following:

soooo thanks melissa for taking our blog vernacular and working it into daily conversation. i hope not sporadically.

layoff updatez

this just in over the wire. my employer, who shall remain unnamed on this public website, may have switched gears regarding it's means of laying off the innocent. march 6th, 9th, and 10th saw a series of job cuts amounting to just under fifty people. and now it appears that the powers at be have perched themselves atop the prison tower ready to pick of stragglers one by one. two more today...who knows what tomorrow holds.

making our darkest hour a little darker...

;(

what do you think, joel?

some people say men are babies about being unemployed. (from grace)

wall of complimentz

for tanya alejandra paz, our dedicated reader from the boston area

for making 2PzNaPpod her homepage!

we xoxoxo you

what is kismet doing?

answer: being a mess.

i chased him all over the GD backyard this moring. ugh now he is bitinng my fingers an i have to type with my lft hand and his furry ass head is in the way of the screeen... hold on.

ok now kismet is chasing the chew toy i just threw into the kitchen.

but a minute ago he was sitting peacefully in my lap as pictured as i conference called with tanya and amalia. hey girlz!!!!

old people do not like animal collective

entertaining videos of old people reviewing new music.

NeRd aLeRt!

this house is going to float by MY house on friday morning...

Have you ever seen a baby BLANK

Welcome to the first edition of "have you ever seen a baby BLANK before?!" Here, we show you all you need to know about the obscure young of the animal kingdom. These little princes and princesses won't always be cute, but you can bet they photograph well!

Please welcome--THE BABY AFRICAN WILD DOG!! What a pup!

whats for lunch?????

introducing... BREAKFAST FOR LUNCH!!!

breakfast sandwich: 2 fried eggs, 2 pieces of bacon, 1 slice tomato, toasted bread

apple: granny smith + lemon juice

juice: orange

smoothie: yogurt +mixed berry

wall of complimentz

"can i just say that reading your blog through out the day is like getting the news on things i actually care about?"
-our friend, margaux

why, yes you CAN say that, margaux! thanks for your enthusiasm and your readership!

in other memphis news

im not sure if this story broke nationally... but i came close to witnessing this story first hand.

the helicopters were circling and the cops were going crazy on the wrong side of the road and everything. and they blocked off like a million streets and evacuated and entire neighborhood.

then... the next day they showed us an interview of the poor woman who got burnt up.

quote she: "It was like a Matrix movie....Everyone was trying to calm me down, and I was hot because my skin had burned off."

thanks miss. feel better soon.

music you'll be listening to tomorrow

royksopp (feat. lykke li) - miss it so much

what is kismet doing?

trying to discover what made that noise...

it's pretty clear to everyone...

...that you love Lisa Frank. If you feel the need to learn how to mold your self-expression to more closely resemble her's, check out the website.

sugar bush squirrel

President of the Student Council.

Being an International Superstar and The World's Most Photographed Squirrel, Sugar Bush loves to dress up, and has over 2,000 outfits with matching hats and accessories. Sugar Bush Squirrel has her own, posh studio with an elaborate stage and thousands of stage props, and has posed for over 5,000 photos since her modeling career began.

thanks KTV!

ctm.

not new, but still wonderful. oh, stains...

i wish...

...tomatohead would expand all the way to NYC and into my mouth! =*(

NeRd aLeRt!

(by that i mean, every now and then someone's going to mention some architecture...you're gonna get hop-ons.)

1 year to design, 7 days to build.

pew!

flying submarines!

whats for lunch?????

turkey and swiss on grace's foccaccia w/ avocado
side of avocado with sprinklez of lime + salt (limon y sal para el guero)
big cheez-itz (for extra kla$$)
and a DC, oc.

jelly?