bear tricks

in alaska, a bear ate this airplane apart because it smelled like fishes.

adopt me

this kitty is at Memphis Animal Services, waiting to find her forever family. get her.

whatever you like

thx ktv

we can't kill all the muslims...ugh, tell me about it.

some are saying this was just a poor choice of words, others say it's a window into bill's terrifyingly dark, devil-advocating soul. we report, you decide.

what is kismet doing?

answer: not helping rake the leaves.

red panda, my love

Red panda, you got me. I love you.so.fucking.much. I talk about you every chance I get. I tell everyone you're my favorite animal. And its one-hundo-percent-true. Sometimes, the people I'm talking to about you haven't heard of you. I know, why am I talking to these people and not shoving them right into the gutter? Well, you can't control who you talk to when you're drunk--you taught me that, red panda. But, I use those occasions to preach your gospel. I set 'em straight, you betcha.

Your tail, wow. It's so big! It's fluffy in all the right places. Obviously, your coloring is spectacular. Like a harvest moon setting into the fires of the Apocalypse. There's you black, button nose. It's just sitting there, like a little kiss, built right into your face.

There are a few other things that make you the best, that everyone might not be aware of.

You have the cutest way of curling up and going to sleep. You also play, which, I have to say, is way better than anything else G_d as tried to come up with recently. Your front legs are shorter then your back legs, making you waddle a bit, that just kills me every time. Your adaptable, so you can live in a zoo or my house, so I can see you everyday.

You have lots of nick-names, like every popular animal. One of my favs is the Wah, because of your little crying noise. It's not annoying, its a_d_o_r_a_b_l_e. You're also known as the Cat Bear, because people thought you were related to bears! AND cause you clean yourself like a cat (licking yourself all over)! And who wouldn't want to lick you! I bet you taste like cinnamon and dreams-come-true.

When someone sends me a link, and I don't know what it is, and I click on it, and its you--I have to click away real fast. You're too much! Just wanted you to know.

k-bye, red panda, keep hanging on by a thread in the wild and flourishing in our captivity.



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a friendly (but stern) reminder

glee is back tonight!!!!

rumor has it that they will be performing tina turner's "proud mary", and there will be a diva-off between gay kurt and rachel berry, and also lots of sue sylvester!!!

watch brazil get its power back after a blackout

via

sharks are gross

this one had some babies in her and another shark bit her and the babies came out of her through the bite hole. seeeeyuck.
aquarium staff is all like, oh its a good thing because if she had given birth naturally the other sharks would have probably eaten the babies. yep.

also, are you watching sytycd?

new dream in life

to get one of these jackets. for free.

i'll keep you posted.

best game on tv

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ellen knows what she is doing

slow

before there was a gaga, there was a kylie.

hey rob, does this look familz?

last friday night, from a source that shall remain nameless, i heard a rumor about some erotic rubdowns going on front-&-center in chelsea. that news didn't strike me as odd, but it did seem illegally odd to the cops...who shut it the F down on dubious charges of permitting and sidewalk obstruction.

now, i'm not saying i endorse this sort of sexual display, or that the NYPD has a seething hatred for gays, but i will allude to the possibility of those sentiments for the sake of stirring shit up.

additionally, it seems the owner will protest his right to have a couple greasy men rubbing on each other in a storefront window (which we all know is explicitly protected in the bill of rights), so prepare yourself for the possibility of more purblic mass-sage.

who wants a mini-pig?!

Micro pigs are the biggest newest trend in itty-bitty pets. They're adorable, extremely clean, and look quite manageable at only 14 inches high. (via)

thx suz!

keekerz speakerz

bear in heaven - you do you

future islands (ft. victoria legrand) - little dreamer (remix)

steely dan - deacon blues
an old classic.