happy hump day!

you can do this!

i showed this to joel...

and he said 'the lead singer of la roux looks like she went to bard.'



ctm.

such an ice cold idol

did you see this yet?
60 minutes interview with anna wintour. i want an anna wintour in my life.

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just saying

noted polemicist and twitter hater maureen dowd is also a plagiarist.

she got caught lifting a passage from a political blog, and said that she actually just heard the phrasing from a friend who must have read it on the blog and didnt cite sources in their phone conversation. maybe she hates twitter because she really just cant think of 140 characters of original content.

nowhere in tennessee is safe

now i can get shot at the bar and at the park and everywhere in between.

only 4 memphis democrats voted against this bill to allow handguns in all state, city, and county parks. thats because they know fear.

what is kismet doing?

answer: mom came home early from work so we played outside with kizzy and then he mugged for the camera. the real story is that kismet is also half bunny, he loves to hop around.... so thats half bunny, half puppy, half kitty.

who is this and why is she so fabulous?

oh yeah, its hot bitch of my life rihanna. still in new york, working on that album. xoxo.

funny or die : the proposal

when betty white says she wants a cup of coffee, you get her a f#*@ing coffee

Sandra Bullock & Ryan Reynolds: Behind the Scenes of The Proposal from Betty White

hey-o

ctm.

via marriedtothesea

cute2death

weezer covers mgmt and lady gaga (probably better than they would do themselves).

keekerz speakerz

solid gold - get over it

loopt?

if you watched gossip girl last night, there was a scene where dan walks unexpectedly into a bar, and serena asks what he's doing there and he says 'i loopt you.' i was all like 'what? he what? looped? whats that?'



the answer is: really gd terrifying.

loopt is a new social network and app for iphone, b-berry, etc. that tracks your friends' locations through their phones and alerts you when they're nearby. that s is straight out of the future! and im not sure i like how it makes me feel.

gossip girl recap

gossip girl's inbox of seeeeecreeeetssssssss:

Neil Gabrielson's family lost all their money to Madoff.
Chuck Bass thinks he killed his mother.
Liz Edwards had to repeat the second grade.
Sarah Monteith steals her little brothers' Ritalin and sells it.
Nate Archibald has a small….
Blair Waldorf hooked up with Jack Bass on New Year's Eve.
Chuck and that Brooklyn Girl had sex. More than once.
Serena van der Woodsen got fake-married in Spain.
Guess who saw Jenny Humphrey with no shirt on? Nate Archibald! And then he kissed her.
Eric van der Woodsen dyes his hair.
Serena van der Woodsen hasn't spoken to her dad in years. No wonder the girl has lots of daddy issues.
Why is Annie Leitenberg so skinny? She takes Alli before every single meal. [Ed: Product placement?]
Dan Humphrey wrote a tell-all article about Chuck Basss's dad Bart. It never got published but still.
Blair Waldorf stole a pair of sunglasses. Can you say klepto?
Nate Archibald was a squatter earlier this school year. He lived in his apartment…

nymag recap

too bad it was the season finale. =( come back soon, gossip girl! xoxo.

woke up with this song in my head.

gchatz w/ john

john: you know those birthday banners made up of individual foil covered letters strung together?

me: yes

john: i'm trying to find out if you can purchase the individual letters, and string them together yourself

but i don't know how to search for them

or if that exists

but it should

me: what do you want to spell

if you dont mind my asking

john: i want them so i could spell most anything

it's nothing specific

me: ah

john: just an idea i've had for a while and never done anything about

me: instead of using 'foil colored'

maybe try 'metallic'

john: well, "jointed banner letters" got me the closest.

apparently that's the true product name

me: do you ever wonder

how it is possible that you are so inept and how i always manage to be able to do everything you cant?

in a matter of minutes at that

http://www.buycostumes.com/Create-Your-Own-Letter-Banner-Set/26727/ProductDetail.aspx

BAM!

john: you know what

when i get them, i'm going to make you a big ol banner that reads "FUCK YOU"

how would you like that?

me: i would love that

john: well good, 'cause you're going to get it

yes.

strange

i was watching australia on dvd and before the movie starts, this warning pops up:

"Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander viewers should exercise caution when watching this film as it may contain images and voices of deceased persons."

i have never seen anything like that.

don't ya think?

Although CNN's Sanjay Gupta rejected his offer of the surgeon general's job, President Obama shouldn't give up looking at TV news personalities for inspiration. May we suggest Fox's Greta Van Susteren? She doesn't play a doctor on TV, but she recently did in real life, potentially saving the life of Washington blogger and Air America Radio host Ana Marie Cox. (usnews)