i'm caught in a bad romance with lady gaga

from the AMAs. she kills it, but i didn't expect anything less.

dumb and dumber

sarah palin meets her evil twin, or maybe the other way around, in Noblesville, IN.

palin perspective, by frank rich
"The fact-checking siege of 'Going Rogue' — by the media, Democrats and aggrieved McCain campaign operatives alike — is another fruitless sideshow. Palin’s political appeal has never had anything to do with facts — or coherent policy positions. The more she is attacked for not being in possession of pointy-headed erudition, the more powerful she becomes as an avatar of the anti-elite cause."

want to know what to watch on tv tonight?

monday night football

did you watch the AMAs?

i watched it with mom and dad.
we liked: rihanna, lady gaga, Jay-Z + alicia keys, Whitney Houston, shakira
we didnt like: J-Lo, adam lambert, carrie underwood, daughtry, green day

here is a nymag fashion recap

someone's going to pay for this!!

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tragedy struck today when someone threw a ham at paula deen's face!!! when i find out who's responsible for this, there will be hell to pay.

While tossing hams and turkeys, a misguided thrown ham hit Deen in the face, but that didn’t sideline her from the topic at hand.

"I think it might have hit maybe just right where, I thought it busted my lip, but it didn't," said Deen.

While Deen managed to escape visible injury, she did say the area around her nose hurt.

"I just got hit with a hog so what do I expect said Deen through laughter. "Ran head on to a hog." (via)

you be careful out there, paula! 

thx dale!

there's no color in jerking.

remember when 2Pz reported on the new hot dance craze called jerkin'? well, the new york times just caught up (and by 'just caught up' i mean 'took the time to do proper research and actually composed an informative article rather than just linking you to a youtube and making some silly comment').

read all about it right here.



thx g.

hooray!

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Prosecutors have dropped attempted aggravated robbery charges against Tennessee freshman safety Janzen Jackson. (via)

thx bunnerz.

yum!

according to THIS, tennessee is likely to play in the most delicious bowl game there is...

the chicken-fil-a bowl!!!!

zomg, what if there was a chipotle bowl? they could call it the burrito bowl...

kylie's official new moon review

i don't know how to sugar-coat this... so i'll just say it.

i loved new moon!
11 million biscuits!!!

that being said, i only felt this way after my second viewing last night. upon first watch, i was a bit disappointed. i felt that the tonal qualities of twilight had been lost with the new director, and many bad decisions had been left in their wake. however, i had a wonderful time watching and thought that overall it was a lot of fun and an adequate sequel.

the second time around, i found that i took much less issue with the intricacies that had bothered me before.

here are a few more specific thoughts:

likes:

k-stew tore it up. superb acting.

jacob's muscles, obvi.

those wolves!!! they were awesome!!! especially their cute noses! RAWR!!

jessica stanley's stand-out performance

fave part: the victoria hunt scene with thom yorke's track. h7d.

jacob's terrible acting
all the men looked like beautiful ladies (jasper, jacob w/ long hair, billy, the volturi, etc.)

dakota nailed it. more of that plz!

jacob's self-racist dream catcher present

jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts
bella's film-ending exhale

dislikes:

edward leaving (the first 30 minutes made me hide in my hoodie, but i suppose that's kind of a 'like')

jacob's terrible acting

the way jasper looks

why are all the other injuns so flabby?

any deviation from the book.

the return of my least favorite line from twilight ("really it's just a scarrerrurry stowerrey.")

edward's nipple asymmetry

SPOILER ALERT RETROACTIVE!!!

what were your likes and dislikes?

lessons i learned from mtv this morning.

don't get pregnant. or it will rain.


unless it's with 50 cent. then you'll be rich.

what's for lunch?????

dale and stacey had their first chipotle ever this weekend. he reports that it was "everything everyone said it would be and more". looks delicious!