memphis zoo monkey attack

This is at the cafe inside the Memphis Zoo. The manager of the cafe told me that the alpha male monkey noticed me the second I walked in the door and started going crazy, because, as the alpha male, he feels threatened by tall males. So she told me to go stand by the window and turn my back on him and that he would "attack" me...

puppy treats broccoli with the caution it deserves

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more MORE MORE!!!!!

from @cmbenz

its too sad.

hootwinking is the new hoodwinking

jack white - love interruption

the first single off the mayor of nashville, jack white's upcoming solo album.

BHP KLASSIKS!!!!111!

OMG REMEMBER?!?!

how the sausage is made.

i'm going to go ahead and add "'i can't make you love me' on piano" to my "the one song i want to learn on one instrument" list, which currently consists of "the 'rocky top' dance break on the fiddle".

ctm.

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daily ri ri

from her birthday party, which chris brown attended.

that's a joint that she's riding, not a chipotle.

are we going to see bridesmaids 2?

see you on june 20th.

you bring your signature flowy sleeves.




i'll bring my unrealized dreams.

now you know.