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sessy.

worldcupdate!

germany defeated ghana 1-0.
australia beat serbia 2-1.
germany and ghana advance.

2Pz LOLsoccer updated standings.

i need a nap after today.

what is jazzy doing?

checkin' out the new screen porch my dad just finished!

jealous?

go USA!

jersey shore | the queer issue

when the village voice asked the jersey shore boys to be on their cover, they didnt think to ask what issue it was.

passion pit | tonight, tonight

you can download the full cover at this website.

summer treatz.

do you want ice cream real bad but all you have laying around is some bananas and a blender?

well according to this internet webpage, you can make frozen bananas into creamy delicious ice-cream-like goodness with just a blender!

Here's a step-by-step slideshow of how to do it. The major tips can be summed up as:

• Peel your bananas first.
• Cut them into small pieces.
• Freeze for just 1-2 hours on a plate.
• Blend, blend, blend - scraping down the bowl when they stick.
• Enjoy the magic moment when they turn into ice cream!

(via)

they also recommend adding peanut butter, but i recommend adding vodka.

there's always money in the banana stand. thx emilube!

gosh, what an idiot.

general stanley mcchrystal is going to the white house today to talk to president obama. have you heard about this dummy? he's the one in charge of our whole afghanistan war, and the architect of obama's new policy over there. so, some rolling stone reporter follows him around afghanistan for a while, and he just shoots off at the mouth the entire time, saying mean things about president barack obama and everyone else he can think of. so it all gets printed and now everyone knows. he did give hillary a nice compliment. so that's something.

well, now it's time to pay the fiddler kitty on the hot tin rooftop. he's prepared a letter of resignation, jic he needs it.

anyway, time to watch the soccer vols.

UPDATE: Gen. David Petraeus has been been tapped by President Obama to replace Gen. Stanley McChrystal as the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, according to a top Obama national security source.

McChrystal has been relieved of his position as the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, a top national security source says. (via)

toooooot tooooooooooOOoOOoot!

psychic soccer-predicting octopus!!

BERLIN — Nervous ahead of their make-or-break World Cup match with Ghana on Wednesday, Germany has turned to an English-born octopus called Paul with a knack for correctly predicting winners.

"For the European Championship in 2008 Paul had a success rate of more than 80 percent for the German games," Tanja Munzig, a spokeswoman for Sea Life in Oberhausen in western Germany where the eight-legged oracle lives, told AFP.

"And for this World Cup, he has had a 100-percent success rate so far."

Two plastic boxes, one with a German flag and one with their opponent's, are lowered into Paul's tank, each with a tasty morsel of food inside. The box which Paul opens first is adjudged to be his predicted winner.

For Wednesday's crunch game, he chose the box with the Germany flag. He correctly predicted Germany would beat Australia in their opening Group D match and that they would lose to underdogs Serbia last week. (via)

LOLsoccer

oh haiye. i'm in first place. (c2e.)

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOooOOoOOTttt TTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

LAN-DO! USA advances!

and congrats to andy roddick, who advances as well.

nature's candy.

iced coffee is by far one of my favorite things about summer. i just wanted you to know that.

omg im so NERvous!

listen to the games here.

watch video highlights as they happen here.

check on wimbledon periodically here. roddick's down a set but i'm sure he'll be fine.

this is how i've been managing. let me know if there's a better way.

i saw a guy wearing a USA scarf this morning. OMG GO AMERICAN SOCCER VOLS!!!!

rio de janeiro was on fire

and i didnt even notice.

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