how graceful

omg will you get a load of this ridiculous creature? it can barely control its body!

apparently, this sea lion, nicknamed snoopy, was reported to have been running around the ocean bitin' on kids' trouser legs, and just being mischievous in general. the police hauled him up on board for a good spanking when he tried to hijack the boat. he even honked the horn!!!

you know what this reminds me of, don't you?

thx joey!