13 July 2009

ykwgmg: denny's

let me just say one thing; i didn't get the status of resident bitch for having a thick skin and letting things go easily. ok? and the things i could complain about could fill a damn book. but i can't help but point out that denny's usual desperation is glowing red hot in their newest ploy to trick drunk suburbanites into eating their shitty food late at night.

are you tired of boring old regular menus? well how about a RoCkStAr MeNu!!! featuring rock institutions like good charlotte, sum 41, rascal flatts, hoobastank and some other trash you've never heard of because TRL was cancelled.

oh? you don't really remember these bands? that's funny, because according to denny's, they're
RoCkStArS!!! what's that? you think they're music is shitty? no...if there was ever an authority on quality music, it's denny's. i'm sure they're quite talented.

so run on down to denny's for a "hooburrito" or "the sumwich" you mindless consumer whores.



3 comments:

kylie said...

they undid all the good done by nannerpuss.

Joseph said...

I will forever associate Denny's with racism.

growing up my dad would yell "RACIST DENNY'S" whenever we drove past one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denny's#Racial_discrimination_lawsuits

joel said...

but that article says that dennys has done a lot to repair its image, including racial sensitivity training for its employees. in 2001 dennys was even "chosen by fortune magazine as the 'Best Company for Minorities.'"

 
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