williamsburg has another brilliant idea

i always have a difficult time coming up with a christmas gift for my father, so when i received an email promising the services of a gift clairvoyant i was excited. "finally!" i thought, someone can use their pyschic abilities to tell me what to do. but apparently the psychic chooses a gift from a limited selection of merchandise from a set of preselected stores, and something tells me that my dad isn't in need, nor want, of $150 roll of aleister crowley hand printed wall paper from grow house grow, or a $65 bordallo pinheiro goat toothpick holder from kiosk.

so thanks psychic lady judith auora ryan. thanks for nothing.