valentines day?

i would go back in time to Lagos in the 60s

Half of a Yellow Sun's Urbane Outfitter on Nowness.com

set your dvrs

this is the new show from greys anatomy and scandal creator shonda rhimes. instead of going back and trying to binge watch the first season before the second season starts, why dont we all just agree to watch this one as it comes.

was that jessica chastain? i hope not

for a dollar, would you have sex with paul rudd the actor?

the internet has suggested that kristen stewart cheated on edward cullen i mean robert pattinson

There are photos of her canoodling with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, a married 41 year old hottie named Rupert Sanders.

"eeeeeekkkkkkk!!!!!! dream come true!" -keeks

according to kylie,  according to the atlantic,

"Be still all downtown gay hearts: Chloë Sevigny, former queen of the Beatrice, is in talks to be a cast member on the second season of American Horror Story. So, that's big enough news itself, but here's the real kicker: She'll be playing a character named Shelly the Nymphomaniac. Yes. Terrific. Signed. Done. We're on board. Toot toot, next stop FX to watch that. Well done, everyone. You've got us."

UPDATE via thomas wilhelm:

"EW has learned exclusively that Big Love‘s Chloe Sevigny is in final talks to join the second season, set to begin production this summer. Sevigny will play a character named Shelly the Nymphomaniac, who is one of the mortal enemies of Jessica Lange’s character." more

can't ANYONE blog for themselves today?

happy birthday again, starla.

deer just wants to say hi

via

how aggressive

“having sex at 85 miles per hour while drunk on a freeway is willful and wanton negligence.”


85 miles an hour. cruise control. drunk driving. having sex. in the back seat.
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from @dantrharne

student id

i get to send in my own photo for my new student id. help me choose which pic to use by voting in the comments.

kylie and joel wont let me post real polls.

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How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him

but hilarious nonetheless. thx hannah!

ooohhhhhh shit.

the weeknd's mixtape, house of balloons (available for free here) is my fave album of 2011 so far. here is the first  video, for "what you need". it looks like a crazy sexy drug party!! nrtsfw.

the more you know

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what only adults should be listening to.

don't worry, deej. it's been ok for a while.

::sexy whistle::

amazon compiled a list of america's 20 most romantic cities, based on a number of shopping-based criteria. and look whom rolled in at #8!

1. Alexandria, Va.
2. Knoxville, Tenn.
3. Orlando, Fla.
4. Miami Florida
5. Ann Arbor, Mich.
6. Columbia, S.C.
7. Cincinnati Ohio
8. Murfreesboro, Tenn.
9. Gainesville, Fla.
10. Tallahassee, Fla.
11. Vancouver, Wash.
12. Round Rock, Texas
13. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
14. Salt Lake City, Utah
15. Arlington, Va.
16. Las Vegas, Nevada
17. Clarksville, Tenn.
18. St. Louis
19. Dayton, Ohio
20. Frisco, Texas

#2 is quite noteworthy as well. happy valentimez!

here's a little sneak-a-peek...

at breaking dawn's s-e-x scene.

miss polar bear, i can see your shame.

polar bears being frisky. courtship.

james franco news

yesterday james franco and david strathairn were spotted mere blocks away from kylie's house filming maladies outside the brooklyn farmacy. ive always wanted to try their ginger ale. if youre interested in knowing more about james franco, consider this:

1) he is turned on by rabbits

2) he watched a rent boy have gay sex with a client during a character study for a role in sonny

3) his senior thesis film is reportedly chock full of dicks

4) he has been creeping out film students at NYU for years now

5) he has a lot of internet stories about his random gayish behaviors, but he is not gay and has a girlfriend.

sexy!

Robyn 'Indestructible' Official Video

i'm gonna love you like i've never been hurt before.

now that's how you make a music video.

its a britney spears sex riot!

#glee ladybird johnson had a tramp stamp.