08 January 2010

mum mum mum mah whorish face


megan phelps, the crazy granddaughter of crazy fred phelps, founder of the the westboro baptist church, has hitched her wagon to the fame monster (via director kevin smith?) in yet another desperate attempt to remain in the newsez. phelps has been using twitter (ugh, really?) to harass smith, and promote her untimely and hilarious (though not in the intended way) parody of lady gaga's poker face. she gives it a fundamentalist christain twist by changing the chorus from:

can't read my,
can't read my
no he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
can't read my
can't read my
no he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)

-to-

you ain't got,
you ain't got
no you ain't got no poker face
(you show your filth to everybody)
you just got,
you just got,
you just got your whorish face!
(you show your filth to everybody)


the song is also peppered with a few monotone and deep throated "got hates you"s that make me ctmol. with each stunt from these people, i become ever more convinced that they are really an elaborate joke.

[huff] + [queer]

4 comments:

kylie said...

ctm she called her lady gay-gay.

that's rich.


that's rich.

kylie said...

when she says 'show your filth to everybody'...

is the 'filth' in that sentence lady gay-gay's hermaphro-penis?

bc god gave her that.

thomas wilhelm said...

tmai. lady gaygay ain't nothing more than an example of god's shoddy craftsmanship.

bun-bun said...

Do you think they will see the irony when they arrive in their eternal resting place?

 
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