gchatz w/ john

me: a NJ transit train killed a woman this mornin'
john: she probably deserved it
me: remember when laura bush killed a man
john: yeah
me: rob wouldnt believe us
when we told him that this weekend
john: omg, wake up rob!
that is old ass news
bitch ran a stop sign or something
me: yep
his name was michael douglas!
john: but they were all, she couldn't have avoided it
she could have avoided it by not being a drunk ass bitch!
me: the girl riding in her car with her was named judy dykes
i think we know what they were doing
laura bush is a lesbian!
a lesbian murderer!
john: clearly
but the lame stream media won't tell you that
me: nope