YAS BRITNEY'S WEIRD MOUTH

re: britney

who had the misfortune of following bey at the VMAs last night.

That was like me hitting the floor after Simone Biles to do a crab walk and my cartwheels 😭

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) August 29, 2016

new britney song alert

Brand new song is out 🎶 Stream #PrivateShow on @Spotify now!!! https://t.co/du9z9mhNau

— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) August 4, 2016

all i heard was "squawk squawk squawk miley cyrus"

britney slays

It's Monday, bitch! pic.twitter.com/kl3xv34uec

— World of Wonder (@WorldOfWonder) May 23, 2016

britney spears on the billboard music awards, giving me LIFE

joel, this seems right up your hallway.

god jimmy fallon is obnoxious.

new podcast for you

someone who doesn't read this blog and therefore won't be properly credited recommended this new podcast and i'm just loving it, so i'm going to recommend it to YOU. it's called the mystery show, and is hosted by starlee kine, from this american life, etc. she just solves mysteries for her friends and it's very funny.

this one's about a writer friend who wrote a book that no one read but then a paparazzi photo of britney spears surfaced and britney was holding the book and starlee sets out to find out how she ended up with it.

my year on spotify

listen to these demo tracks Dev Hynes wrote for Britney Jean

and this one you already know that sky ferrari sings via

have you listened to britney's latest new single?

me:  have you listened to britney's new single

 Charlotte:  no

surprisingly not

 me:  i put it on 2pz for your convenience

 Charlotte:  ok I will go do it now

i read a funny tweet about it today

"finally Britney wrote a song i can relate to - being forced to work"

 me:  lol

hey starla, remember how simple things used to be

via

mariah carey throws mad shade

the pauly d project

Get More: The Pauly D Project, Full Episodes

now that the jersey shore has run seaside heights into the ground, it is time for the spin offs! Snookie and J-Woww are supposed to have one, and here is a look at DJPaulyD's version. His friends look like real losers, and I can't help but miss Vinny.

these are a few of my favorite things

a jonas getting the old spears treatment. ahh AH hah HAH hahh AH ha. via.

britney spears : criminal

look at this ridiculous video, starring her irl bf. so you're not working the street corner tonight, i see. good one, brit. there's a higher resolution version here.

mark kanemura, so hot right now

when i was watching the monster's ball on hbo, there was a particular dancer that caught my eye. a later nypost article confirmed that my flash of recognition was on point and lead me to mark kanemura, one of my favorite contestants from so you think you can dance season four.

im sure you remember that really cool sonja tayeh dance set to mirah's the garden.


a further google search revealed he was also a dancer in the glee britney episode during the me against the music number.


he was the featured dancer with gaga when she performed edge of glory on american idol.

he is also pretty fun to follow on twitter. so hot right now.

yo look how good britney looks

werk it out.

nicki and ke$ha remix britney

via

i reluctantly enjoyed this.

some of these marines aren't *telling*. jus' sayin. (via)

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