#whitegirlproblems

Joel: speaking of basketballz
i want to watch the grizz game
but the stupid tv is playing the knicks game and the nets game and some other dumb game
me: did you know memphis and tennessee are playing each other right now?
Joel: i didnt know!
me: also not on tv
Joel: god DAMMIT
this would never happen in tennessee

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Joel: i wonder if that bar mulligans would play the grizz for me
if i was wearing my grizz hat
me: definitely
im pretty sure its not called that
but i just know they would
Joel: oh
whats it called
mcfaddens?
me: mcsorleys?
dan mcguinness
Joel: flying saucer
me: cool beans
Joel: yeah i think thats it