it's flapper friday!

thomas wilhelm just showed me this little internet list called the "flapper's dictionary." it is chock full of ripe nicknames, and we took the liberty of assigning a few:

thomas wilhelm : the cat's particulars (or the kitten's ankles or the monkey's eyebrows)
joel : a bun duster (or a cake eater or crumb gobbler, meaning a "slightly sissy tea hound"); also, a cancelled stamp.
starla : a blushing violet. (also, bank's closed.)
ms. danglez : a dingle dangler (she really is)
kylie : a crepe hanger and a bean picker
emilube : a gimlet.

if you'd like to know your flapper persona, just ask for one in the comments.