read this caity weaver joint

its about the time she went to the sheepshead bay TGI Fridays to test out their "endless apps" promotion:

I tell her I would like to order the unlimited mozzarella sticks. She tells me that, according to the restrictions of the promotion, I will only be permitted to receive unlimited quantities of one item, for example: barbecue boneless buffalo wings. I tell her I would like to order the unlimited mozzarella sticks. (via)