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"if a logo gets changed in the forest and no one is there to see it..."

michael beirut and jessica helfand discussing the new instagram logo and other stuff.

v. important

photo by @joelsartore | This albino #porcupine was hit by a car near Halsey, #Nebraska, last summer. After dragging herself to the side of the road, she was picked up by a biologist and was transferred to @newildliferehab for emergency care. She suffered broken bones, teeth and internal bleeding with bruising over most of her body. Her wounds required over three months of intensive care at the start of her rehabilitation. Now, after more than 9 months in care, she has healed, although permanent damage to her teeth will prevent her release back into the wild. This majestic porcupine is symbolic of the impact cars and people can have on wildlife. She is also #rare – albinism occurs in less than one in every 50,000 North American porcupines in the wild. Nebraska Wildlife Rehab (NWRI) rescues and rehabilitates native wildlife for its return to the wild and educates people everywhere about the importance of wild animals and wild spaces and how to live in harmony with wildlife. #photoark #wildlife #porcupine #albinism #nature #wild #photooftheday

A photo posted by National Geographic (@natgeo) on Mar 21, 2016 at 8:08am PDT

did you know @usinterior is one of my fave grams?

Not something you see every day: Jumping armadillo Aransas National #WildlifeRefuge in #Texas. When #armadillos are startled, they often jump straight into the air as a self-defense move. Located along the coast, Aransas is home to diverse #wildlife and serves as a winter refuge to the only wild flock of whooping cranes. Video by Laura Bonneau @USFWS.

A video posted by U.S. Department of the Interior (@usinterior) on Feb 26, 2016 at 8:23am PST

i've always wondered about this.

For those who ask me what my notifications look like when I turn them on 🙈💃🏻🤗 #IloveYouAll

A video posted by Jen Selter (@jenselter) on Jan 20, 2016 at 12:26pm PST

Perhaps inspired by footballer Demy de Zeeuw, who made a video of his notifications that went modestly viral last week, Selter decided to see what would happen if she switched on notifications. With 8.4 million followers, and hundreds of thousands of likes and comments on every photo she posts, this is what her notifications looked like on Monday. (via)

you forgot to go see beyonce this weekend

A video posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on Sep 7, 2015 at 7:18pm PDT

she headlined the made in america festival in philly and posted some fun gramz!

also, read THIS.

no i'm not.

#foundphoto

A photo posted by Brian M. Cassidy (@brian_m_cassidy) on Aug 17, 2015 at 11:01am PDT

great gram

I bet the cuntry will miss me.

A video posted by Erin Gibson (@gibblertron) on Aug 20, 2015 at 6:18am PDT

thomas wilhelm just tagged me in this.

@diesel #dieselhigh

A video posted by Elliot Tebele (@fuckjerry) on Jan 26, 2015 at 9:49am PST

and just for good measure:

for joel

YAAAAASSSS KWEEN YAAAAASSSS!!! Wheewww Kiesha!!! Gurrrrllll, please say a little prayer for my third favorite baby cousin in-law Sangria-Monet Olé Jenkins!!! Now, she's just fine from the fall church, it's just that she landed on her shondalaiPhonecplus and ended up cracking the screen, only to find that both Applecare AND Obamacare won't cover her repairs, so now she mad! Whew! Poor Kween! I told her to call on Mr.Jesus, cause he can fix anything, AMENTZ!!..I mean that's what his flyer at the laundromat say " FIX IT JESUS [Hey-Zeus]" #yaaaaassssss #wonthedoit #hahaaa #everytime #comeonsavior #comalaiphonescreenrepair #cici #newscreensforthatkweens #shatterproof #aslongasyoudontdropit #prayersforsangria #nissancarshow#twerkingforacause #trickyfootwork #inamovingvehicle #allforthegloryofthelordt #whhheeewww #shouldhavearchedherbackmore #workswindersforme #mindyobusiness #happymondaykweens #shehashadit #andshesbackformore #namaste

A video posted by She Has Had It! (@shehashadit) on Jan 19, 2015 at 5:46am PST

UPDATE!!

weird stuff like this is why i follow the American Museum of Natural History on twitter and instagram

From the archives: an illustration of "the destruction of Saint Pierre, Martinique" 1902 http://t.co/95k6EXAJiK #tbt pic.twitter.com/bbjZKeILGq

— AMNH (@AMNH) December 4, 2014

worlds collide

and hearts burst.

if you're not following @marniethedog on instagram, you're doing it all wrong.

@thomaswilhelm got the heads up from @lheirbeir last night.

awwww, thats cute

i don't care if it's passe already...

i want to "whale" this weekend.

2pzGifGuide - Flim

A 2pz Gif(t) Guide? What an amazing idea!

(It was my idea.)

Speaking of taking credit where credit's due, and being generally self-involved, what better topical present to gif(t) someone than this #selfie necklace from Photojojo?!




Only $25 and perfect for blogger egomaniacs, self-obsessed tweens, or people who just don't know when to quit. The Oxford English dictionary even named "selfie" the word of the year! Other versions offered are #nofilter, and an Instagram "Like" Heart.

BTW my Instagram name is @flimlim and I always feel I should get more likes than I do. HAPPY HOLIDAZE!!!

2PzGifGuide - Kylie

i'm not sure why ms. danglez assumed we were posting gift suggestions for ourselves (selfish), but i don't have to tell you that everyone who contributes to this blog would love to find a copy of paul nicklen's "bear: spirit of the wild" under their holiday tree.

the great news is it's only $21 at walmart, but we're buying local this year, so find a bookstore that isn't near the interstate or attached to a mall and pay a little bit extra, ok?

you should also know that paul nicklen (@paulnicklen) works as a national geographic (@natgeo) photographer and both have wonderful instagram feeds.

DID EVERYONE SEE BEYONCE'S HAIRCUTE.

from her instagram. OMG SHE LOOKS AMAZING. 11 biscuits!!!!!!!!1111111

#nickjonas

bad news beach bums

ft. tilden beach is going to be closed all season and maybe even beyond. it just isnt a priority. now where am i supposed to go drink in the sand? is instagram going to make it through the summer without all those ft. tilden pics? where is g.animalz going to wear her caftans? someone answer me!