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— Calvin (@calvinstowell) February 22, 2017

we've got a situation in newfoundland.

a dead whale washed up on a beach, and apparently whale carcasses have a nasty habit of inflating with their own gases while decomposing until they sometimes explode, raining down disgusting whale parts all over the place. 

this lady in Canada came home and found a bobcat stuck in her blinds

if you find a bobcat stuck in your blinds, don't try to pet it. via

this toronto stuff is getting out of hand

important!

According to various reports, a very fashionably dressed monkey was found wandering around an Ikea in Toronto. Apparently, the monkey, who was wearing a shearling coat and a diaper, was brought to the store by his owners and left in the car while they went inside. But, as you might have guessed from his coat, this wasn't your regular, run-of-the-mill monkey, content to stay in the car while his owners had all the shopping fun. (via)

pulgasari

As you now know, Kylie and I saw Argo last night which is based on a true story about how the CIA and Canada used a Hollywood cover story for getting some trapped state department employees out of a very difficult situation in Iran. She found a bunch of other stranger than fiction CIA spy stories (click here), and I came across this bizarre NORTH KOREAN movie called Pulgasari.

Apparently in 1978 under the orders of Kim Jong Il the North Koreans kidnapped a South Korean movie director and used the Japanese Godzilla team to produce a North Korean version with political themes interwoven in the story. Those North Koreans are zany!

dachshund races, and much much more

via

get out of town

"Canada rolls out new dinosaur quarter... and it glows in the (Jurassic) dark!"

 

look what i saw on gawker

hahahahahaha

What a nice thing to do!

Budweiser is gathering groups of fans and bringing them to unsuspecting rec hockey games to give the players an nhl experience.

It reminds me of the improv everywhere story on TAL where they got a lot of people to come to a local band's show give them the show of a lifetime. Except, those guys were really bummed about it.

did you hear...

...that canadians burned vancouver to the fucking ground last night after the beantown beanbagz crushed the canucks 4-0 in game 7 of the stanley cup finals?

During the rioting at least 10 cars were overturned and set ablaze across the downtown area, and windows were broken and items looted from the Hudson’s Bay Company department store and several other stores in the area.

Officers used pepper spray, tear gas and flash bombs to move thousands of people who had ignored directives to leave immediately.

St. Paul’s Hospital in downtown Vancouver reported treating about 60 people in its emergency room in a two-hour span for pepper spray and tear gas exposure and other injuries.

Ms. Polinsky said St. Paul’s had treated five people with stab wounds and Vancouver General Hospital had treated three for similar wounds. (via)

suck it, canada.

omg watch out little boy

things are looking serious at the polar bear swimming pool i told you about. via.

let's go to ontario!

in ontario (canada) at the cochrane polar bear habitat they let you go swimmin with cute polar bears!


what are we waiting for?

let's go!

what are the odds?

i was just listening to radio kylie, and the song "money for nothing" by the dire straits came on. as i was reminiscing about the dawn of MTV and music videos, i was shocked to hear some very offensive language in a song that we've all heard so many times. they are as follows:

The little faggot with the earring and the makeup

Yeah buddy, that's his own hair

That little faggot got his own jet airplane

That little faggot he's a millionaire

isn't that weird?! the song was written by mark knopfler and sting, of all people.

anyway, i got to googling and you'll never believe it but just YESTERDAY, canada banned the song from radio! how come canada and i have never noticed those lyrics in the 26 years they've been around until just now?

ok, just needed to tell someone about this. thanks for listening.

bonus link : this was the next song on radio kylie.

flying, idea by leonardo da vinci

HPO Flight from U of T Engineering on Vimeo.

this is hypnotizing and sort of beautiful.

A Canadian university student has done what Leonardo da Vinci had only dreamt of: piloted a human-powered "wing-flapping" plane! Called an ornithopter, and the inspiration for modern day helicopters, the machine was first sketched by Da Vinci way back in 1485 and never actually built.

oh boy!

listen to the new ARCADE FIRE album on npr right nooowwww....!!!

i hope they know those are two boy otters

thanks melissa (not joel's sister)!

kanada ladies are kla$$i.

The International Olympic Committee will investigate the behavior of the Canadian women's hockey players who celebrated their gold medal at the Vancouver Games by drinking alcohol on the ice. (via) 

cheese and crackerz.