25 September 2015

when i die, joel can have all my flams


this UES drama queen left all kinds of flams to her manicurist, the guy who kept her car alarm from going off, her doorman, the coat check lady at the salon, the Met, etc.

my benefactors would include:
- the manager at the Steinway Salvation Army
- my beloved coffee guy on the corner of 6th and 22nd
- the gay grocery store clerk at Associated
- the halal guy on 34th ave with the glasses

who would you bequeath your flams to?

1 comment:

joel said...

thank you faith. i would say that i'm going to leave my flams to mike, but i'll probably outlive him so i'm going to go with Rascal.

 
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