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go read this article about show bunnies right. meow.

"I noticed, like, legs and a hand print"

This lady in Florida found a cute little pink froggy friend in her salad bag that she bought from Walmart. Isn't that fun? via

Walmart says: "Thanks for bringing this to our attention. This fails to meet our high standards of quality food at every level."

time for an astronomy lesson.

this easter weekend brings us one of zombie jesus's many gifts for which we are perpetually indebted until we repay Him with the forgiveness of a thousand slaughtered bunnies. i think that's how the bible goes. anyway, listen up!

Traditionally, the April full moon is known as "the Pink Moon," supposedly as a tribute to the grass pink or wild ground phlox, considered one of the earliest widespread flowers of the spring. Other monikers include the Full Sprouting Grass Moon, the Egg Moon and, among coastal Native American tribes, the Full Fish Moon, for when the shad came upstream to spawn.

The first full moon of spring is usually designated as the Paschal Full Moon or the Paschal Term. Traditionally, Easter is observed on the Sunday after the Paschal Full Moon. If the Paschal Moon occurs on a Sunday, Easter is the following Sunday.

Following these rules, we find that the date of Easter can fall as early as March 22 and as late as April 25. Pope Gregory XIII decreed this in 1582 as part of the Gregorian calendar. So according to the current ecclesiastical rules, Easter Sunday in 2012 is to be celebrated April 8. (via)

everyone keep your peepers open for the full sprouting grass moon tonight! also, watch where you step because i heard thomas wilhelm's shad came upstream to spawn, iykwim.

smart lady.

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that's what she gets...

...for ever writing that awful song.

its freakshow friday!

HFS! would you look at that thing!?

some things you should know about this creature:

1) it's a dolphin

2) it's PINK

3) it lives in freshwater

4) specifcally, the amazon fucking river. with piranhas!

click here to learn more.

thx melissa!

David Archuleta is (not) gay

the internet was ablaze at reports that david archuleta (born 1990) was spotted at a gay club in new york. david set the record straight via twitter. not gay. friend was performing. likes pinkberry.

its ok david, keep exploring.

pink grasshopper

why not

stand-out VMA performances

there was one performance in particular that deserves its own post... if you know which one i'm referring to, then i think you'll agree. if you don't know yet, omg you are in for such a treat!!! that being said, i'd like to just tell you about some of the other moments that i found noteworthy.

P!nk - New Music - More Music Videos

just a quick note about pink. i am not all that pumped on her in general. i do like her newest song, but good lord...look at this trapeze act! it's weird and awkward and uncomfortable, but by the end i was impressed. it seemed she was really singing, too. was i tricked?

Beyoncé - New Music - More Music Videos

ok so. everyone take a deep breath. this is not for the weak at heart. do you ever think to yourself, "beyonce, yeah she's fantastic. but i just know there's no way she could get any better. because i mean. she's already perfect. but i'll watch this anyway."? well, you've never seen beyonce with LaSeRz!!!! she's got the robot-hand on. she's not wearing pants, but that's pretty standard these days. i just loved all the clydesdale stomping and the magic. 11 biscuits beyonce!!!

Jay-Z - New Music - More Music Videos

at the end of the show, beyonce's boo, jay-z took the stage with alicia keys to perform what is quickly becoming one of my favorite songs ever. mtv billed this performance as a love song and tribute to new york city, and it certainly read that way. goosebumps4dayzzz, am i right?! and zomg, look how much beyonce loves it! so cute!! if you don't own the blueprint 3, which came out on friday, get it. right now. it's h7d. sing it, alicia!!

ctm lady gaga at 4:18... oh. and WTF lil mama?!?!?!?!

how emBEARassing

vma fashion, shakira and pink wearing balmain