same.

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— Kris (@SKVol86) September 18, 2016

monday morning desk cry

i had no idea that this song i loved was about hoping your grandma doesn't die.

here's the original, electrified version.

and i recommend checking out autre ne veut's whole album. it's excellent.

read this nicki minaj interview

things nicki does not want to talk about : her ass, her beefs, her grandmother.

read it

my italian heritage

here is a picture my crazy family that my crazy italian aunt put on facebook. my grandmother sadie rosalee spinosa is the lady at the bottom of that triangle of girls near the top left.

also, can you find the puppy in this picture?

i forgot to tell you about one other present i got

my grandfather gave me a winchester 20 gauge semi-automatic shotgun. it is from his collection, to be passed down through the generations. he gave one to each of his grandsons... including isaac who has special needs. i guess the girls are going to get mixing bowls from grandma at a later date, or something.

goodness!

(via)

are you sleepin' or just makin' believe?

my grandma said that to jazzy this weekend. ceeeeeeeeyute! n-e-wayz...

CLARE, MI—Despite losing the last of her mental faculties in 2004, Mary Parise, 89, avoided being committed to an elder-care facility until just last week, when her children discovered her down-home turns of phrase were in fact the senseless ramblings of a senile woman. "We would have taken her to a specialist sooner, but you know how Mom's always saying, 'I reckon I'll stay where I am as long as the good Lord's willing and the rooster don't break bread with a jackass,'" daughter Karen Parise said. "For years she's been calling my son 'Buster Brown' and telling him he's so bowlegged he couldn't hem a hog up in a ditch. I assumed it was a term of endearment, but now I don't think she actually recognizes any of us." Parise's children told reporters they also believe their grandmother's diet of uncooked beans and cornstarch is not in fact "a Great Depression thing." (the onion)

thx g.