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me: are you wearing your neon tank at work today?
John: no, but anderson cooper might be
now that he doesn't have to live in shame anymore
me: is he out?
John: offish
as of today
me: thank goodness

what is john doing this weekend?

he modeled his costume on the news the other night. thx starla.

finally!

John: here's an idea for rachel
me: that looks more like a cockroach than a lobster
John: but it would cover her face and muffle her voice
me: you know what that reminds me of
John: you bitch
me: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss