ikea and trader joes are coming to memphis

double whammy of city living. merry christmas memphis! via via

in other news, two new walmarts are coming to murfreesboro

UPDATE:

details emerge

smells like chips

yahoo did a poll of light beers (thanks macbreath!) and trader joe's josé (racist) took top prize:

Ranking number one, Trader José Light, a private-label beer from the Trader Joe's chain, was surprisingly "pretty OK," according to our tasters. They liked that it "smelled like chips," was "lager-like," and had a "caramel-y" color.

who needs a lager? it's lager-like! 
i prefer it not be a caramel color, just caramel-y. 

this goes to show that it is never too hot for chips.

more like trader blowzzzz.

jk, i fucking love TJ's.