what are you doing tonight?

gyyyooossssiiippppp gyyyuurrrrrllllll!!

it's back!

the table is set!

 On October 8th, UT will play UGA at 7pm in beautiful Neyland Stadium in Knoxville, Tennessee. Where will you be watching the game?

what a freak.

i don't quite understand exactly what this means, but bjork's new album, biophilia, will have an interactive ipad app, where you can manipulate her songs. this is a demo of the app for "moon":

the 'moon' app is a musical sequencer that explores the similarities between the cycles of the moon and tides with sequences in music. change the phase of the moon to control the number of notes, and change the phase of the pearls to alter their pitch.

download the app

Third Time's the Charm!

Get ready for WWIII!!!!  I'll give you one guess as to whom it might start with.  Give up?  It's the Germans...again.

Germans are scared that if the European Central Bank starts printing more money to keep Greece solvent, they'll be unable to resist their old Nazi habits.  Following WWI, the German Central Bank began printing extra money to pay domestic debts and reparations, and many Germans believe the resulting hyperinflation allowed the Nazi Party to seize power.  Poland's Finance Minister is shaking in his wooden shoes (Polish people wear wooden shoes right?) saying that a collapse of the Euro Zone and the European Union could lead to widespread political instability and war in 10-20 years.

Not helping matters is Silvio Berlusconi who referred to German Chancellor Angela Merkel as an "unfuckable lard-ass".  that.is.an.actual.quote.  Honestly I've gotta say, after being called that I'm not so sure I would blame her if she became a lady Hitler.

Anyway, you should probably start stockpiling guns, composting your poop, and turn your bathtub into a tilapia farm/hydroponic garden because if the Mayan apocalypse doesn't come in 2012, the German's will be waiting in 2021.  Either way, we're all screwed.

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yes nanny.

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Hydro Dog Therapist

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meryl streep, never don't compromise

the iron

lady

too cute for school

bear puppies play in the street.

we need to go to the bronx zoo ASAP.

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can i have a rock hyrax?

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thx bun bun

blog sneak attack

me: brb work
rachel: when you get back, i think i went on a date with a mennonite

Good Wife Wednesdays! Open Call.

Please come and join us as we watch "The Good Wife" each and every Wed at GPP starting September 28th. We are starting at the beginning of Season 2 on DVD as Season 3 gets DVR'ed.
"But I've never even heard of The Good Wife, What is it about?" 


Keeks answers that question after the jump.

LOOK OUT!

Pieces of this satellite, some as large as a CITY BUS, are going to careen to earth today. Hope you brought your forcefield to work.

article from NYT

don't ever forget how much strength you have.

totes watching this. who's with me?

thx rachel for the heads up.