no he won't

Jake Gyllenhaal will take you on the worst first date: http://t.co/JredTr9ICD pic.twitter.com/n0VRml3QT0

— New York Magazine (@NYMag) April 28, 2015

watch jimmy fallon and nicole kidman talk about their terrible date

tom daley's boyfriend

39 year old oscar winning screenwriter dustin lance black.

did you know zac efron was on room raiders?

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i know what you're thinking:

you sure would love to go to the tennessee-florida game this weekend in gainesville, but you just don't have the cash. well some weirdo UT alum down there is offering a free ticket if you take his daughter as a date. on craigslist, of course. read this.

thx jess!

HeTexted

have you ever been asked by a friend to read a text message from a boy and try to decipher what it could possibly mean? have you ever showed your own phone to a friend to find out if a confusing text message is actually confusing, or if you are just confused by reading too much into it? have you ever wanted to crowdsource an answer? here is your chance. HeTexted lets you expose your vulnerable underbelly so that the internet can mock you and your inability to figure out that the guy just isn't that into you. via

new gay couple alert

zachary quinto (aka spock and aka american horror story) and jonathan groff (aka jesse st james and aka spring awakening) are dating!

if i didnt already have the best boyfriend in the world i would be so jealous. via

starla has a new neighbor

jeremy lin is now living at the W hotel downtown, just a stones throw (or bounce pass) away from one of new york's most eligible bachelorettes.

blog sneak attack

me: brb work
rachel: when you get back, i think i went on a date with a mennonite

were you wondering what your prize was?

we won't keep you in suspense any longer.

as the 250,000 hit, Chad Lemon gets...

a date with 2Pz sometimes correspondent STARLA!!

whenever her schedule is clear, you can fly (yourself (on your own dime)) to new york city and buy her dinner and a movie. Of course Starla will choose the movie, and the dinner location. Starla has expensive taste, and many New York restaurants are cash only, so please keep this in mind.

Thank you Chad, and you're welcome.

xoxo

Well, Mr. President... I..

I don't know what to say! I'll have to check my schedule...

what is starla doing this weekend?

likes: cats.

thx starla!

NSFW

How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him

but hilarious nonetheless. thx hannah!

what is patrick halley doing this afternoon?

going on a date in the park.

thx john.

you might already know, but

dj pauly d and chloe sevigny are like totally doing it. dtf, no doubt.

kylie told me.

inconceivable

Taylor Swift and Emma Stone are tight. Emma Stone hosted SNL. Taylor Swift was backstage. Guess who was with her? Multiple sources tell me exclusively that Jake Gyllenhaal was her date that night. Yes, HER DATE. She was totally into him, there were close the whole time, and awkwardly cute-flirting, some undercover handholding, and I’ve been told several times, “it was more than just friends”.

As you can imagine, she was beyond delirious. I’m told she looked like she was dreaming while she was there. And they left together. And they’ve been seen all around New York together – brunch, shopping, what people do when they start dating.

Yes. Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are dating. Early days, but they’re dating.
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did y'all know today is 10.10.10?

it just hit me with only 44 minutes left to celebrate.

happy 90210 day!!!

get it?!?!

thx joey!

happy 09.09.09!!

i'm pretty sure three 9's is the mark of the beast, but so far this day is pretty uneventful. i've scoured the internet for reasons to get excited about it, but so far nothing. i couldn't care less about beatles rock band. in fact, it gives me the creeps, and i want it to get off my tv. and apparently, apple's having some sort of event centered around an ipod...but i can't make any sense of that either. it seems in the UK you can dial 999 if you have a silly emergency.

i did come across a wonderful wikihow with some great ideas of how to celebrate.

here are 2 things i AM looking forward to today:

1) going to see federer, soderling, and oudin at the US open.
2) president obama getting me some healthcare tonight in his big speech.

what are you guys doing with this "calendrical anomaly"?