Martha Stewart survived superstorm Sandy, but these pine trees did not

It only takes 38 pictures for Martha Stewart to relay the story of how a team of tree removers left her with some stumps. I'm being glib, but I actually did enjoy the slideshow.

what a happy helper

from carly

girls season two trailer

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nashville was so good this week y'all

they really ramped up the T & A & the S-E-X (except when tim tebow wouldn't give it up) and there was this awesome duet in the ryman!

Bo Obama = Sugar Plum Fairy

he is too cute to be real.

the look of the brooklyn nets

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RIP monkey

nnnooooOOOOooOOoOooooo!!!!!1111111111

not everyone has perfect vision like me.

i'm sure you'll all be relieved to hear:

That beacon of false hope in the distance — the somewhat complicated, two-part light system atop taxis — has been banned in favor of a single "on" or "off" signal that should be installed by early 2013. Drunk people of the night now have one less reason to get irrationally angry. (via)

shine bright like a diamond

Sia covers the song she co-wrote for Rihanna.

sometimes i facetime with kismet

last night at the glasslands gallery

this beautiful alien named sky ferreira wafted around in a pile of smoke with a lot of laser action and we think she was singing, too.

dog swims with dolphins

like its no big deal

best thing you'll see all day

earlier, a zebra chased a pony around staten island.

these coupon queens in memphis got they asses beat

these coupon queens need to step on down to the dollar general down the street.

hope mongering

jon gruden for president!!