Party City KWEEN.

the grizzlies beat the heat last night thanks in part to some amazing marc gasol passes, and if they win out the season then they will barely make the playoffs

stay tuned

JLD wisdom

"There is sexism — I'm not denying its existence. But I'm saying that I will deny its effort against me. I just pay it no nevermind and say, 'Get out of my way.'" 

-julia louis-dreyfus

well, it's not chelsea.

here is your late show david letterman successor. he's a pretty cool white dude, but still a white dude.

This should have been a flash back scene in True Detective

Eye spy - Matthew McConaughey - randomly in this Yearwood/Henley collaboration

RUMP DAY (sans rump)

there's sixteen more where that came from (here)

this is something

'B-stylers' Are Japanese Teens Who Want to Be Black http://t.co/nrjGjSA6ch pic.twitter.com/s2dqbIjg8W

— VICE (@VICE) April 9, 2014

schadenfreezers

more, thx frank

speaking of pants pooped

i went and tried the taco bell breakfast that i told you about. here is my review

Breakfast crunch wrap:

I ordered sausage, got bacon. pretty good though. smaller than a normal crunch wrap and has a hashbrown instead of a hard tortilla inside. could have been hotter to melt dat cheeeeese.

hash brown: greasier than BK or macdo, but bigger and tastier. a little on the floppy side

Diet Pepsi: not pictured. not good.

this little dog was rescued by the MTA on the tracks as he was chasing a commuter train

if the owners don't claim him the MTA guy is going to adopt. via

here's a handy tipping guide.

i was pleased to learn i'm doing it correctly, for the most part.

pants : pooped.

this guy had a dashcam running in his minivan when this happened. somehow, he was fine.

that stabbing spree though

#Breaking: At least 20 students injured in high school stabbing spree near Pittsburgh http://t.co/IYibP3381k pic.twitter.com/ONBVujdpBO

— Mashable (@mashable) April 9, 2014

awwww, thats cute

derrick gordon, the first openly gay division 1 college basketball player (boy)

espn

Many congratulations to you Derrick Gordon @flash2gordon - you have so many in your corner and we're all proud and rooting for you #courage

— Michael Sam (@MikeSamFootball) April 9, 2014