12 April 2009
Hello Bo Obama
Barry finally came through on his campaign promise to his daughters and gave them the happiest Easter of their lives when he introduced them to Bo, a 6 month old portuguese water dog. Bo was previously owned by Sen. Edward Kennedy, and is named after Michelle's father who was nicknamed Diddly. we look forward to following your white house adventures Bo, ttyl.
good job america
congrats to the united states of america for getting our boat captain back from the somali pirates who probably looked something like this.
it only took what, like a week?? great job america.
it only took what, like a week?? great job america.
polar bearz!
A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday. One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said. Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer. At one point the woman fell back into the water and was grabbed by a bear before she was eventually hoisted to safety. (cnn)
thx bun.
11 April 2009
in "creepy" pastor news:
staten island episcopal pastor steals $85,000 to look pretty for jesus. [nypost]
10 April 2009
hey, remember this?
hey! remember this sort of racist, really annoying, six flags commercial? well don't worry, it's been replaced by this less racist, but still really annoying commercial. dance for us old man!
more PETA news
vice presie joe biden purchased a german shepherd puppy from a breader this past december, and animal activists who prefer adoption over breeding [for good reason] have their panties in a wad over the news. in retaliation, always-keepin'-it-ka$$i PETA ran this logically dubious commercial in deleware, biden's state of private residency. furthermore, death threats have been made against both the vice presie, and the breader. yikes, death threats against the vice president? that's prolly illegal...jus' sayin'. i take this as an opportunity to encourage presi obama to BUY a puppy for sasha and malia, because as we all know from bush, giving in to terrorist demands is giving up our freed'm. (NBCphiladelphia)
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