gossip girl recap

gossip girl's inbox of seeeeecreeeetssssssss:

Neil Gabrielson's family lost all their money to Madoff.
Chuck Bass thinks he killed his mother.
Liz Edwards had to repeat the second grade.
Sarah Monteith steals her little brothers' Ritalin and sells it.
Nate Archibald has a small….
Blair Waldorf hooked up with Jack Bass on New Year's Eve.
Chuck and that Brooklyn Girl had sex. More than once.
Serena van der Woodsen got fake-married in Spain.
Guess who saw Jenny Humphrey with no shirt on? Nate Archibald! And then he kissed her.
Eric van der Woodsen dyes his hair.
Serena van der Woodsen hasn't spoken to her dad in years. No wonder the girl has lots of daddy issues.
Why is Annie Leitenberg so skinny? She takes Alli before every single meal. [Ed: Product placement?]
Dan Humphrey wrote a tell-all article about Chuck Basss's dad Bart. It never got published but still.
Blair Waldorf stole a pair of sunglasses. Can you say klepto?
Nate Archibald was a squatter earlier this school year. He lived in his apartment…

nymag recap

too bad it was the season finale. =( come back soon, gossip girl! xoxo.