26 May 2009

oyr.

caroline manzo, my fave new jersey housewife, wants us all to believe she and her family have no mafia connections and the only thing they have in common with sopranos is being a loving family.

"Of course, not every family has a 350-pound skeleton in its closet. Albert “Tiny” Manzo, the hulking father-in-law to two of the Housewives, ended his life naked, bound in plastic, and stuffed in the trunk of a Lincoln Continental with four slugs in his chest. It has been reported that Tiny was whacked after he was caught skimming the take from an illegal casino owned by the Gambino crime family in Staten Island."

oh yeah right.

thx g.

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