26 May 2009

stoopid.

We admit we weren’t expecting anything this exciting from the latest American Apparel e-mail touting “Exciting New Styles,” but how wrong we were to underestimate the sexually charged company. After clicking through images of floral swimwear and men’s bow ties, it all looked like standard hipster protocol. But, suddenly, amid the photos of new merch, we clicked open a JPEG to reveal a thrilling new addition to the American Apparel line: assless tights. (nymag)

4 comments:

Melissa said...

but, why?

sara_jane said...

i just don't get it ... at least crotchless things are functional ... um.

Liz said...

When I first saw this pic, I thought they were tights with butt pads. I'm nor sure which I like better.

Xanadu said...

This is unreal. It makes no sense. It's cleary so your skeevy boyfriend can stick his hand up your dress shorts at a party and feel your ass. Also this will probably be heavily photographed on "Lastnightsparty.com"

 
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