teresa transcribed.

well i hope everyone watched the real housewives of new jersey season finale like i told you to. it was 11 biscuits. below, i've transcribed teresa's meltdown for you.

"i AM paying attention. obviously, there has to be somethin' else. it's just not name change, and arrested. there has to be something else. oh, you're stripping. you're stripping. prostitution whore! you were f***in' engaged! (table lift) nineteen times! you f***in' stupid BITCH! (table FLIP!)

comin'! comin' to my traaaaaaahhh (unintelligible squawking) ah baaaaaaaaaah! f***in' BITCH! WHOOOOOOORRRRAAAUHH!! (husband pushes her away) she's a f***in' PIG! she's f***in' pissin' me off. UGH! (kisses husband, joe) i love you. ("take it easy" -joe)

(sits back down) don't f***in' think that im f***in' airheady and stupid, because that's what pissed me off. and then tellin' me to f***in' pay attention. she doesn't know who the f*** she's f***in' with, ok? and i don't have no f***in' skeletons, in my f***in' closet. thank you very much.

THANK you.

thank you."

you're welcome, teresa. and thank YOU.



on thursday, bravo is airing an hour-long extended version of the dinner scene, named "the last supper". ctm. reunion next tuesday.