gchatz w/ john

me: saw bruno tonight

you need to see it

they spend a lot of time being gay in alabama

john: interesting

me: yeah

bruno goes to a degayifier in alabama

john: ew

i guess i should have know those existed there

(10 minute pause)

me: well you're a real treat tonight

john: no you didn't

it's a two way street

and you aren't even on it

me: i just give and give

and all you do is give me the bare minimum

'oh i guess i shouldve known those existed there'

give me a fucking break

john: look, that's what i had to say

that's ALL i had to say

maybe you should lower your expectations!

me: they cant go much lower

john: please

spare me the histrionics

me: where'd you learn that word?

john: vocab

high school

me: you been reading the dictionary again, nerd?

john: yeah, i get it off your mom's night stand.

too far?

me: not as far as your mom went last night!

john: damn