mother's day is just around the corner, and Ms. Dangles made this video so you would know exactly what book your mom is going to want to read

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are you my mommy?

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ahoy y'all!

damn right it's booze cruise day

Liz and John

Just two best friends having a civil text message exchange. Nothing to see here.

blog sneak attack.

what do you think you are doing?

reddit

do you want your heart warmed right up?

Q&A from StoryCorps on Vimeo.

some SNL's i liked.

uh oh, where'd those pores go?!


obvi, any tina-fey-does-sarah-palin is worth a look-see.

and i'll go ahead and tell you to stay away from any skit featuring justin bieber. watching that little lesbian act made me physically uncomfortable. STOP LOOKING AT THE TELEPROMPTER, GIRL!

gchatz w/ john

me: john go to work
you're like a child
a sick disabled child
a sick mentally disabled child
john: your mom
me: your face
john: your soul
me: your essence
john: you're welcome
me: your mother's vagina is welcome
john: your mom is the least i could do
literally
me: ctm
good one
john: thanks!

hoda woman and KLG cook with their moms

this is serious high quality television from yesterday

things are looking up.

turns out maybe they aren't ruining that building at all! today, they are taking down the paper they put up yesterday, and now my best guess is that they are removing the paint from the original brick. so maybe they are UN-ruining the building!

i'll keep y'all posted.

gchatz w/ john

me: saw bruno tonight

you need to see it

they spend a lot of time being gay in alabama

john: interesting

me: yeah

bruno goes to a degayifier in alabama

john: ew

i guess i should have know those existed there

(10 minute pause)

me: well you're a real treat tonight

john: no you didn't

it's a two way street

and you aren't even on it

me: i just give and give

and all you do is give me the bare minimum

'oh i guess i shouldve known those existed there'

give me a fucking break

john: look, that's what i had to say

that's ALL i had to say

maybe you should lower your expectations!

me: they cant go much lower

john: please

spare me the histrionics

me: where'd you learn that word?

john: vocab

high school

me: you been reading the dictionary again, nerd?

john: yeah, i get it off your mom's night stand.

too far?

me: not as far as your mom went last night!

john: damn