re: this song

john: this Us song is playing in the locker room at my gym all the time
which i find weird
in that it accompanies the sight of 60 year old men blow drying their pubes

me: ctm

that is not a gym song

but that's an amazing visual

john: yeah
the whole time, i just keep thinking, this is not right

me: i hate regina spektor

im pretty sure

john: yeah

me: i can tolerate her

but if i listen closely

i just get so angry
john: she's a pretentious cunt

me: yes!
john: den of thieves?

why don't you just go bleed to death you stuck up bitch

me: paaaaaayaaayaaaaaygeeeyesss

john: uh ah uh ah

me: ugh

john: laaaaaaaa

laaaaaaaa

ooooooooo

me: look at me! this is a crescendo!

john: oooo

oooOOOOOoooo

lalalalalala

me: am i a grown woman or a little girl?!

john: oooooo

lalalal

lallalaa

me: ugh