11 November 2009

hey rob, does this look familz?

last friday night, from a source that shall remain nameless, i heard a rumor about some erotic rubdowns going on front-&-center in chelsea. that news didn't strike me as odd, but it did seem illegally odd to the cops...who shut it the F down on dubious charges of permitting and sidewalk obstruction.

now, i'm not saying i endorse this sort of sexual display, or that the NYPD has a seething hatred for gays, but i will allude to the possibility of those sentiments for the sake of stirring shit up.

additionally, it seems the owner will protest his right to have a couple greasy men rubbing on each other in a storefront window (which we all know is explicitly protected in the bill of rights), so prepare yourself for the possibility of more purblic mass-sage.

2 comments:

bun-bun said...

Thank God for the NYPD. I should be able to walk to the subway without seeing that.

joel said...

rob only wants to see that in the privacy of his own home. shades drawn.

 
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