women grab each other like animals when the guards aren't looking. it's disgusting. (OMG, TMAI)

now that lindsay lohan is going to jail, it's not a question of if she will get raped by fearsome lesbian gangs, but when. one of her future inmate neighbors, 38 year old tamara haley, imprisoned for possessing heroin and prostitution, warned that "everyone will want a piece of her." fox news reports.

also, apparently there's body lice to be had. have fun you dumb bitch.