lindsay lohan and james deen in, THE CANYONS

did you read that article in the nytimes last week like kylie told you to? this is a preview of the scene where lindsay gets tossed around just like daddy used to do.

you absolutely must read this new york times feature on lindsay lohan.

it's riveting.

It was true, Schrader had broken his promise, but this was Hollywood. Manipulating someone like Scott — or Lohan — was his vocation. Still, it wouldn’t be easy. At their second meeting, Lohan complained to Schrader about a biopic she was shooting for Lifetime, in which she played Elizabeth Taylor, one of her role models. She proclaimed the director a jerk, her co-star a nightmare and the crew unfriendly. On it went. Schrader listened for a while. He looked stricken. He softly tapped his balding head on the table. Lohan asked him what was the matter.

“That’s going to be me in two months. You’re going to turn on me.”

The actress touched his arm softly. “C’mon, Paul. That won’t happen.”

He chose to believe her. That summer, he developed a pet line to steel the less brave.

“We don’t have to save her,” Schrader said. “We just have to get her through three weeks in July.”

A month later, Schrader would be standing naked in a Malibu bedroom, missing his dogs and trying to coax Lohan out of her robe.

Turns out three weeks can be a very long time. (via)

lindsay lohan and a porn star in a new movie written by bret easton ellis

this is real

trainwreck

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lindsay lohan hosted SNL last night...

and all i got was this stupid disney princesses as bravo housewives sketch

what the judge said to lindsay lohan

"You need to follow the laws just like everybody else. Look around this room — everyone in this room has to follow the law… You’re no different than anyone else, so please don’t push your luck."
she said the wasnt guilty.

mean girls, the little things count

"swim team practice will be held in the projection room above the auditorium"

"lucky girl"

FREE LINDSAY!

you look great, girl. you'll be out in no time.

there wasn't a part for Lilo in this?

looks like fun amiright?

lindsay's out!

thank goodness. i hope someone glitter-bombed her on her way out.

2 things...

she looks better and better each time she gets booked. right?

when i have to go to jail, i also want it to be in a shower of glitter. PLEASE. i mean that. via.

women grab each other like animals when the guards aren't looking. it's disgusting. (OMG, TMAI)

now that lindsay lohan is going to jail, it's not a question of if she will get raped by fearsome lesbian gangs, but when. one of her future inmate neighbors, 38 year old tamara haley, imprisoned for possessing heroin and prostitution, warned that "everyone will want a piece of her." fox news reports.

also, apparently there's body lice to be had. have fun you dumb bitch.

it's july 20th!

that means lindsay has to report to jail today! i wish her the best of luck. i know she's going to come out well-rested, and ready to continue down her path of lifelong legal trouble. can't wait!

check out lindsay lohan's penmanship.

impeccable! i like how she doesn't use the lines. what a free spirit!

but on the otherhand

lindsay, this will be good for you.

90 days in jail! then 90 days in rehab!

look how great paris is doing. and martha stewart. don't sweat it, girl.

breaking news : lindsay lohan is freaking out

from @lindsaylohan

UGH. GO AWAY!

lindsay blohan is suing e-trade for 100 million doll hairs because, as she alleges, they besmirched her already toxic name in this super bowl ad (she thinks she's the milk-aholic lindsay):



yeah, lindsay, this is the incident that has destroyed your good reputation. not the fact that you couldn't keep yours shit together enough to film all those (likely terrible) movies back in 2007, or that you got like a million DUI's, or that you flashed your vag to the whole f-ing world at least two or three times, or that 'disatrous' emanuel ungaro collection you advised. No, this is what did it.

what's most annoying is that lindsay lohan thinks she ever reached the plateau of one-name-celebrity, and that she's still relevant enough to be the punchline of a super bowl add.

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what i watched today

11 biscuits duh

lindsay lohan

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