ugh.

well, you've probably heard that pretty cool fred armisen and totes awesome elisabeth moss are getting divorced. what you may not have heard is that he is dating a 23 year old, unfunny abby elliott.

you just lost some points, fred. i don't know if you've seen mad men or girl interrupted, but this is a total downgrade. ;( no worries though, peggy's got a new boyfriend already.

"what do you have against new jersey?"
"unfortunately, a southern border."